Comments on: Caption This

By: DrMaskill

DrMaskill — Tue, 29 May 2007 11:05:55 +0000

Taste good. So where was we? Oh yeah, MI5 secrets….

By: Claire

Claire — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 11:37:16 +0000

At least we are not getting shot in Iraq, eh?

By: AndiC

AndiC — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 14:31:21 +0000

Faye Turney: Sorry chaps i though this was the auditions for How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria.

By: Anorak

Anorak — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 10:18:21 +0000

lan Bateman:

“We only signed on for a paintball weekend”

winner.

By: James Mck

James Mck — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 09:58:27 +0000

Just imagine how much dosh we could make out of this if the MoD lost the plot and let us flog our stories.

By: cappa

cappa — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 12:48:48 +0000

wait till we get back home and tell them we had a real kebab.

By: Alan Bateman

Alan Bateman — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 19:21:02 +0000

“First the stories to the media and then the movie rights, thats our pensions sorted”

By: bill

bill — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 17:02:08 +0000

Chin up! - this could turn out to be a nice little earner…

By: John Blake

John Blake — Sat, 07 Apr 2007 00:06:58 +0000

Polonium free? Eat it you ungrateful sod.Don’t waste good grub!

By: tom withers

tom withers — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 20:32:59 +0000

“I do hope this grub is Polonium free

By: Alan Bateman

Alan Bateman — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 17:26:08 +0000

“Our arrival would have been alright if British Airways hadn’t lost our baggage”

By: Alan Bateman

Alan Bateman — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 17:21:02 +0000

“Well at least we got new suits out of this , but there is a real danger they will self destruct when we get home”

By: John Blake

John Blake — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 14:46:55 +0000

If your daughter brought home the Iranian President what would you say to her……..

(a) We never have lodgers
(b) Battersea dogs home is in the other direction
(c) Does he fancy a boat trip?
(d) Your no longer a daughter of mine
(e) He’s won a weekend training with the SAS
( f) If the Iranian Embassy staff in London haven’t paid their parking fines they are a GIFT to Iran.
( g) Georgeous George was much more intelligent and better looking than that wa**ker !

By: ken wilkinson

ken wilkinson — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 13:20:18 +0000

“This is the last time I`ll book an allocation on arrival late holiday.”

By: Alan Bateman

Alan Bateman — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 09:31:05 +0000

“We are on our way home , so Faye please take that tea towel off your head now”

By: John Blake

John Blake — Wed, 04 Apr 2007 15:41:47 +0000

So we are a gift to Britain? Well, our gift to the Iranian President is toilet rolls…….he’s full of “IT” isn’t he? !

By: Alan Bateman

Alan Bateman — Wed, 04 Apr 2007 12:07:38 +0000

“Well there’s good news and bad news , first the bad news the Iranians have landed on the moon, and now the good news , all of them “

By: cappa

cappa — Wed, 04 Apr 2007 10:13:35 +0000

its a hell of a way to send us for kebab and chips mr blair.

By: Alan Bateman

Alan Bateman — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 12:39:35 +0000

“Look on the bright side at least they don’t have the X Factor or Pop Idol on their TV’s here “

By: Alan Bateman

Alan Bateman — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 12:13:04 +0000

This has become a real farce not unlike “Deal or no Deal”