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Nuclear Monkeys In Dorset

by | 2nd, April 2007

I HAVE railed before on these pages on some of the daft schemes they come up with round here, writes Scary Duck .

For example, it was I who drew the world’s attention to the accident waiting to happen when they built Monkey World, the Tank Museum and the Winfrith Nuclear Research Centre within two miles of each other.

I warned them and warned them in both the local and national press of the consequences, and what happened? They laughed in my face, yet it was I who was proved right:

And did they learn? Oh no, they didn’t.

Now I hear of plans to hollow out the Isle of Portland (not three miles away from the House of Duck) and fill it to the brim with natural gas , whilst, just for the comedy value, parking a bunch of nuclear submarines outside and increasing the local prison population to bursting point.

Absolutely nothing can go wrong , they tell us, whilst giving us

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