Stuck On You - Gemma Atkinson Throws Her Knickers At Cristiano Ronaldo
THANKS to the wonders of the world wide web, news of Cristiano Ronaldo’s girlfriend Gemma Atkinson comes with a slideshow.
Now while mum and dad learn via the papery News of the World how Gemma likes to strip for her footballer, the web version allows daughter to ape Gemma’s moves in the training ground of her own bedroom and son to extend the sticky fingers of adolescence in his.
Now at last The News of the World can truly claim to be the family newspaper.
And here is Gemma to tell us: “I trained as a stripper for Hollyoaks so I’m really good. I’ve got a couple of wicked moves up my sleeve.”
Gemma, an assisted 32DD, is rarely seen in anything as demure as sleeves. But whatever the outfit, Gemma takes her clothes off to the dulcet tones of Lionel Richie. “He’s got a lovely voice,” says Gemma, “it gets me in the mood.”
But what’s this? GEMMA’S RE-UNITED,” announces the People’s headline. And no, Gemma has not been re-united with a favourite pair of knickers flung to the darker reaches of chez Ronaldo as Richie’s Stuck On You legato reached climax.
Gemma has been re-united with Manchester United’s Ronaldo.
It seems their relationship is not as smooth as a lap-dancer’s pole and the couple had a break in play. Why they split we are uncertain. But now they are back together.
And Gemma is stripping. This will keep Ronaldo happy. But what if he did cheat on her, for argument’s sake?
Says Gemma in the NOTW: “I’d dump him immediately. The best revenge is getting on with life and showing what a good time you’re having.”
Or, failing that, Gemma could always try locking Ronaldo in the house and playing Richie’s oeuvre at full throat. Or leaving her used knickers in the oven…
Posted: 8th, April 2007 | In: Wags & Players Comments (76) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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January 18th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
very much fun………………thank
November 24th, 2007 at 5:26 pm
I have to say, that I could not agree with you in 100% regarding Stuck On You - Gemma Atkinson Throws Her Knickers At Cristiano Ronaldo, but it’s just my opinion, which could be wrong
November 12th, 2007 at 6:15 pm
wow look at yhem tits!!!WOW!!!
June 13th, 2007 at 3:27 am
i think hes a goul 4 goin back wit her u can do way better hun xx stupid cow!!! i fink ur d most sexest man alive luv ya !!!!!!!!!!1
June 11th, 2007 at 8:21 pm
uncle cyril can i just say that they are not an item girls i can confirm that there has been an exclusive interview released by ronaldo’s mum saying she dosn’t know this gemma girl and they are not going out. AND LISA IT DID HAPPEN JUST COZ YOUR TO 2 FACED TO BELIEVE IT CONTROL YOUR JEALOUSY WOMAN JUST COZ HE’LL NEVER MARRY YOU GET OVA IT YOU NEED YOUR HEAD CHECKED OUT YOU’RE PROBS UGLY ANYWAY HE HE!!!!!!!!
June 9th, 2007 at 4:47 pm
Hey Ronaldos wife…
It’s you who needs to get a life if you have to come on here to get your jollys…I’m only on here to defend Gemma against your obvious nasty jealousy…You say she’s ugly…you must be blind or jealous maybe..? Young jealous girls…tut…tut…tut…you all need something…maybe a reality check..?…But I spose it’s Ok for you to dream innit..?
BTW…Just wait a week or 2 and the papers will be full of Gemma and Cristiano together…Just remember…you heard it from me first…
June 8th, 2007 at 11:08 am
we love u sahkeira n sashiee we totally agree xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx theres photos of u on internet at his matches xxxx u famous woooohoooooo
June 8th, 2007 at 11:05 am
shakeira n sashiee ere in spain n we jst wona tell u all dat christiano will neva b urs so get real u all pretend u like im 4 his bril footy but all u really want is 2 get ur hands on his sxc bod !! xwritten by the no. one fans of r ranaldo xx weve been 2 all his matches already so ….. xxx es not guna read these letters ne way es 2 busy with that dirty slag gemma
June 4th, 2007 at 7:51 pm
Well mrs dos santos aveiro. I thought I was bludie obsessed but seriously if you think im gonna believe that he said that to you. You are seriously obsessed and need get your head checked out!!
June 4th, 2007 at 2:04 pm
gemma atkinson is bloody gorgeous. you are all probably really ugly. be glad that u dont have to look lik a bimbo to get wit him. gemma only tries 2 b sxc cos its her job. i’d say she is sound as a pound!
June 2nd, 2007 at 8:53 pm
who is tht dude telling us to get a life ? ur the one whose reading these 4 a old guy mayb you should call the life hotline and place an order
June 2nd, 2007 at 8:48 pm
Who the hell does this little hefer thinks she is? she’s a little whore and she is so f***ing ugly she is honestly yhe filthiest thing i’ve ever seen. I read on this website tht they r not even 2gethether. Ronaldo’s mom denies tht they have ever dated and i’m pretty sure tht he would tell his mother about his girlfriend. she’s jus doing this 4 publicity. paparazzi has never ever ceen them together in public. she and her big fake boobs. and what the hell is up with ppl saying tht she’s gorgeous? she’s 22 and she looks like 42. she should hav gotten some plastic surgrery along with those implants.
May 31st, 2007 at 10:27 pm
well, ifink c.r is da cutiest block on da planet. so hands off all or you tarts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 27th, 2007 at 1:38 am
You gals are just a bunch of jealous thingies…and do you really think Ronaldo reads this kind of shite..?
Get a life…Your uncle cyril knows best…
May 25th, 2007 at 2:28 pm
Heyaaa Well i think Ronaldooo izz absolutelyy fittt n deserves sum1 as pretty as Gemma i luved her in Hollyoaks she played Lisaa Gr88 n Hee Deserves Sum1 Lykk Herr Ass hiss Lifee Hasntt Bin Thee Best Of Timesss Butt Ass Lngg Azz Hee Izz Happy Withh Herr Andd Keeps Hiss Footballing Skills Up Likee Itt Hass Been Thenn Wee All Should Bee Happy Forrr Him:D:D:D:D:D:D Loll Lmaoo Ermmm ……….. Anyway Keep Up Withh Thee Gr8 Footballing Skills Andd Keeping thatt Gorgeousss Facee Andd Bodieeee:D:D:D All Thee Besttt Yaaa Biggest Fann
Lurvee Yhooo Ltssss
Lurvee Danielle Hughes x x x
May 24th, 2007 at 9:50 pm
that gemma atkinson can get lost, shes a stupid porn slut!
ronaldo can so do better than that…..
ronaldo knows my uncle mike and im gunna meet him soon lol
i lvvv yhoooo ronny babii
you can do sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much betta than that tart!!!
oh my god please listen to us just please please please you need to take my advice!!!
nooooo im being serious cris u really need to………….
i sorta look like gemma and even i think she’s ugly!!!
plzzzzz take our advice!
ohhh yea cris and by da way plz plz plz plz plz plz stay with united 4 eva
im sure your dad would of wanted you to stay with us please dont go i couldnt bare it to not watch those sxc legz movin da ball around da pitch!!! i lvvvvv just watchin ya…………pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
im begging you…….dont let ya fans downnnn….
iv started playing football now and im getting good if you go i wont have a role model to follow your my hero 4eva and eva and eva!!!
no1 loves you more than i do……you proberbly get this all the time but its true!!! i really lovee you!!!!!!! your my world!!!
if you go ill have nothing to be excited about…..i get excited when you come on the television 4 like a spilt second!!!
plz stay with england!!!
‘he plays on the left, he plays on the right
that boy ronaldo makes england look shite’
please stay with us ronny hun we love you loadz!!!
i no every fact about you!!!
i loveee youuu please dont let us all down,and please ignore what people say about you cheating and that i want a chance to meet you and shake your handdd ……please dont gooooo……….
xxxxxxxxxxxxxx lvv yhooo lots tasha xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
p.s get rid of that porno cow gemma …..ewwwww hiyah to all the ronaldo fans out der!!! xxxxxxxxxxx im thanking you aswellxxxxxxxxxxxx
May 24th, 2007 at 8:57 pm
I hope she has gone on every website what has been talking about her and Cristiano cos then she’d know we all hate her!! She is a real slapper and he can do soooo much better than her he just doesn’t know it!! CRISTIANO DUMP THE SLAG PLEASE!!! Get another girlfriend who’s actually good looking!!! xxxx
May 21st, 2007 at 4:49 pm
you lot who think you and cristiano are getting married get a life i mean you just can’t face up to the fact that he dosn’t even know you exsist,
but i have met him in person and i told him i loved him and he said these exact words “you are beautiful and maybe one day i’ll see you in church walking down the isle ready to marry me” now come on you think he’s gonna marry you after saying that to me you’ve got no chance he’s mine and i WILL get married to him it’s what we both want.
i’ve got pics of us on the day i met him and i’ve got his autograph and charlotte ronaldo too be is just lying her mum is not alex fergasons cousin she can’t even spell his name is she fuck his cousin you’re just saying that to make people jealous when you can’t face the fact that people have actually seen him for you it was just a dream.xxxxxxx
May 20th, 2007 at 6:01 pm
“u betta get rid of her before i do” wat the fuk is this saskia girl on about. ermmmm HELLO u do not own him. wtf if he wants to be with gemma and he obviously does then how the fuck are you going to get n the way????????????????????? he dosen’t even know you. nd i know that you are all going to think that i am making this up n i swear that i am not but my mum is close friends with joanna fergason n she is alex fergason’s cousin n he let me meet the team (wel ronaldo, smith and nevil) and i av got picis wid them all and owww cristiano has the cutest english accent … nd i well cannot wait because i am going again on the 11th of august to meet rooney aswell as the other three that i mentioned ist is gunna be well good
May 20th, 2007 at 5:49 pm
i luv ronaldo more than ne 1 in this world….gemma atinkson, ye she is v.pritty n even though i am very jealous of her i hope they do remain happy. d it is tight how every one is calling her even tho i do wish i was in her shoes right now. lol
May 16th, 2007 at 5:30 pm
..arrr y dus he hav 2 date her..?? lol i’ve got no problem with her.. but she acts lyk a slut.. prancin bowt wif her tits owt.. it dusn’t make yu attractive love..! if nefin it’s repulsive and cheap.. but neway wot can ne ov us do.. nufin! soo we’ve jus gota wait 4 him 2 c sense cause he will.. he’ll realise he can do so much betta than her.. n i cnt wait til he dus! he’s soo fit..! bloodi hell!!! n he’s got a great personality.. wot more can yu ask 4.. wel that his taste in gurls improves..? yeh.. but i’ll still fink he’s amazin n watch everytym he plays bcuz he’s incredible!! theres no words to describe him..!?! n yeh he needs 2 get an offical websyt tht wud b boss! but as many ppl say we cant believe everyfin we read so i wudnt get 2 cught up in this because half the details r probli a load ov bollox! but neway i LOVE yuu ronaldo 4eva baybee..x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x
May 16th, 2007 at 4:41 pm
mannnnn cris wot r u thinking please please she is a waste of time, you deserve way btter. Even if all this shit is tru please ronni FIND A DESCENT GIRL PLEASEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! not a strippa lyk her she makes u luk bad trust me she is givin u a bad reputation TELL HER TO FUK OFF HOME please cris u deserve more!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
May 13th, 2007 at 7:42 pm
ella es horrible es una chika plastica hay miles de mujeres mejores q ella y naturales
q pare de mentir
she is a lying
May 7th, 2007 at 6:33 pm
WHY ARE U ALL SO SHOCKED THAT HE IS DATIN GEMMA
U KNOW NURIA HIS EX
SHE IS A PORN STAR
SHE CLAIMS SHE SLEPT WITH HALF OF REAL MADRID PPL
IN THAT CASE GEMMA IS BETTER
EVEN I DONT LIKE HIS CHOICE
MAY THIS IS ALL HE WANT
HE IS NT IN A MOOD OF ANYTHIN SERIOUS
SEE PICS OF HELEN SVEDIN(NAKED)
LUIS FIGO MARRIED HER
MAY BE THAT IS THEIR CHOICE(BAD)
May 6th, 2007 at 6:30 pm
I love cristiano ronaldo and he hates that son of a bitch called GEMMA that fucking bitch don’t even think about touching him ever again you nasty mother fucker!!!!!!!!
May 6th, 2007 at 6:27 pm
only joking he is well fit
May 6th, 2007 at 6:25 pm
I KNOW CRIS IS NOT DATING THAT BIATCH! HE IS MARRIED 2 ME,NOT YOU! HE IS REALLY GOOD IN BED!IM PREGNAT WITH HIS BABY! BABAY BOY WE ARE GOING TO CALL IT ADAM CRISTIANO RONALDO
May 5th, 2007 at 5:19 pm
i think cristiano should get married to and have relations with portuguese women ONLY. i want him to become a national figure in portugal and all over the world and if he marrys a portuguese girl then they would become portuguese national couple bit like david and victoria.
as for gemma, shes good looking but she should be more responsible. think twice about what she does ect cus she is with cristiano now, she should think herself lucky cus girls are dying for cristiano, including me
though she is kindo of ugly and i’ve read many places she’s a bit of a slut ….
May 3rd, 2007 at 2:01 pm
What are you all talking about, he has the weirdest neck i have ever seen, and he screwed up the world cup WHAT A WANKER!! Now ferdinand is HOT!!!!
April 28th, 2007 at 9:47 pm
oh my god why r u wid her ronny u two so do not sout at ALL!!!!!!!!!Well let me tell ya summet as well bout her she iz da biggest SLAPPER goin n u know she iz!!!!i am such a big fan ova ya n itz not dat im jealous itz just wat da hell u doin wid her!!!!!!!!SHE IZ ALSO A FUCKIN SLUT N U KNOW SHE IZ!!!!!!well u betta get rid ov her before i will because i will fuckin TWAT her so she betta watch n tell her ta keep her hands of ya coz u r well mine!!!!!!N dnt forget i hav seen ya on da pitch!!!! ur legs r well fit so wen ya playing agenst west ham look out for me coz i will be in da stretford end kk!!!!!!!!!! well luv ya see ya soon ……..MWAH !!!!!luv u so much n i am not lying bout wayching ya agenst west ham but i dnt just look at u i consentrate more on damatch………..MWAH……….uv ya
April 26th, 2007 at 10:08 pm
Honestly, people get over it. He’s a guy he’s going to date. Quit constantly sitting there saying “I know for a fact he’s not into sex” and blah blah because he’s a guy and he’ll go for what he likes. So get over it and just admire his football skills.