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Perfect Orgasms Every Time And A Great Butty

by | 9th, April 2007

dalewinton.jpg FOUR researchers at the Department of Food Science, Leeds university, have created the formula for the perfect bacon butty is: N = C + {fb (cm) . fb (tc)} + fb (Ts) + fc .

ta, where N=force in Newtons required to break the cooked bacon, fb=function of the bacon type, fc=function of the condiment/filling effect, Ts=serving temperature, tc=cooking time, ta=time or duration of application of condiment/filling, cm=cooking method, C=Newtons required to break uncooked bacon.


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