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She’s A Doll – Faye Turney Makes President Ahmadinejad Squirm

by | 10th, April 2007

daddy-propaganda.jpg “HOW I MADE TYRANT AHMADINEJAD SQUIRM,” says the Sun as readers move into day two of the Faye Turney story.

One day the Sun will let Turney go, put an end to the questions and allow the serving fighter to go about the place free and unwatched by cameras.

But for now the Sun is telling us how “IRAN HOSTAGE FAYE” told Ahmadinejad off.

Amid between the tears and the smokes, “gutsy Faye turned the tables on Iranian tyrant Mahmoud Ahmadinejad”.

No, she did not get the shorter and less muscular Ahmadinejad in an arm lock, place her headscarf about her eyes and frogmarch him off to a cell. That for later.

Faye gave Ahmadinejad a bloody nose in this exchange:

Ahmadinejad : How is your daughter?
Faye : I don’t know, Mr President, I haven’t seen her for 13 days remember?

“Islamic fanatic” Ahmadinejad ”stutters”.

Ahmadinejad : Oh yes. But haven’t you been allowed a phone to call her?
Faye : No, I most certainly have not.

Ahmadinejad is “red-faced”.

Ahmadinejad : Er, well, good luck in your life and your future.

Says Faye: He looked really embarrassed and didn’t know what to do.

Faye sure showed him. Who need a bayonet when you have

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