Comments on: Navy Knickers To Faye Turney’s Crictics Says Iraq Hostage John Nichol

By: Sea You: Faye Turney And British Hostages Return To Iraq » Big Brother Celebrity News & Gossip : Anorak

Mon, 30 Apr 2007 11:40:12 +0000

[...] thunders the Sun’s front-page headline. And we learn that Faye Turney, she of the tears and the dirty knickers, is heading beck to the scene of her fame. “Gutsy” Faye is returning to her ship off Iraq just [...]

By: Armless Fun - Crocodile Bites Man’s Funny Bone » Anorak: Celebrity - Finance - Money

Fri, 13 Apr 2007 16:24:17 +0000

[...] 13th Apr 07 FOR those Sun readers tired of pictures of topless stunnas and tales of Faye Turney’s knickers, a lovely story of how a “monster crocodile” bit off a vet’s arm. “ARM STARVING” says the [...]

By: MOD

MOD — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 18:50:02 +0000

I can use Kate over at the Admirality….I need a new secretary…and as long as kate does not mind sitting on my knee & bouncing up & down like a ship on a stormy sea…she can work for me at the MOD.
Come & Sea Me at the Ministry
Admiral HornBlower

By: MOD

MOD — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 18:31:24 +0000

Some may say that Major Major is a sexist sinner. To show we believe in equality we have enlisted Pete Doherty in the Navy. We are shooting him to Afghanistan to bomb out there.
Hey Pete… roll us all a few more Persian Poppy Seed Cigars before you go.
The Major thinks you are a hero…..your heroine havannas have helped save the nation..& his sanity…now go shoot up the terrorists …for king,
country..and Katie.
You can be heroes…….

By: Doctor DoLittle

Doctor DoLittle — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 18:21:33 +0000

…now the morphines kickin in ….to waste it would be a sin……
CodPeace & Light
Doctor DoLittle

By: Becky The Bitch

Becky The Bitch — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 18:20:04 +0000

lay off kate..she is my heroine…..

By: Suzi Sushi

Suzi Sushi — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 16:36:55 +0000

Please make sure you order more Orgasmically Oily
O-ME-GUSH 3
Before the start of World War 3
Sea you in Soho
Suzi Sushi….The Fishy Dishy Doctors Secretary

By: Mo

Mo — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 16:27:37 +0000

…now how do you want your glass of warm milk Major?…one lump ….or two?

By: Mo

Mo — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 16:25:55 +0000

hey Major Major…i think you is being too hard on Bernie……let her be..a bomber too
4……Bernie….B.B. Bra Buster
please remember Major Major…
Every Mother is a Hero

By: MOD

MOD — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 16:20:36 +0000

we at the Ministry are in debted to you brave bouys for giving us this new strategy.
We have come up with some names for the W.O.M.B.
1..Faye Turney…….Massive Mammaries of Mass Destruction
2…Beth Ditto….Ground Breaking-Earth Sheihking Lazer Guided Lesbian
3..Jade Goody….B.B. the Bermondsey Bomber
4 Kate Moss….fucking useless…tits too tiny
Are these good for you?….dont answer please Bernie…we need to defend our country….you are too soft….like a nanny.
TiT Ta For Now….TTFN
Major Major

By: MOD

MOD — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 16:11:21 +0000

dear sweet sensitive bernie..we have a use for you too at the MOD…
stay at home and breast feed the babies.
All the Very Breast
Major Major

By: MOD

MOD — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 16:02:13 +0000

here at the ministry we have been taking the bouys suggestions very seriously.
You sea bernie when you are trying to defend yourself against a country the size of Persia….size counts. These super sized sisters could be well employed by the navy defending their country.
These mothers can be used to beat the bastards with their bra busting breasts.
The terrorist nations have their Weapons of Mass Destruction…W.O.M.D
Thanks to the two heroes…Billy & Mo….we now have our very own..
Weapons Of Massive Breasts…..W.O.M.B. to defend our honour.
We have at last found a use for all the women in the armed services.
Well done bouys…bloody good show…break out the O-Me-GOSH 3 Brandy & Persian Poppy Cigars……..f*cking fantastic thinking,…i will sea you bouys get the V.C…….you are heroes.

By: Billy

Billy — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 15:31:50 +0000

hey bernie….are you…a big bird?….come & see me in sunny salford by the sea…..i have some bird seed for you

By: Billy

Billy — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 15:29:24 +0000

i think we got ourselves another bra buster for Iran bouys….
any more volunteers?

By: Doctor DoLittle

Doctor DoLittle — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 15:27:58 +0000

nice to sea you bouys have been taking your O-Me-Gosh 3 Fish Therapy seriously.
CodPeace & Light
The Doctor

By: Bernardine Kennedy

Bernardine Kennedy — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 15:21:05 +0000

Fair enough to take the ‘mickey’ out of the Turney affair along the lines of …silly government/silly navy/silly story/loadsa money… is fair enough, it was a shambles and a joke, but to go on and on and on and on and on about her size is a bit mean.

By: Jaded Goodies

Jaded Goodies — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 13:22:48 +0000

I say
“OH FUCK”

By: Billy's the Twitch

Billy's the Twitch — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 13:21:14 +0000

I say to the terrorists….
“DUCK”

By: Billy's Boy

Billy's Boy — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 13:20:06 +0000

my Son of Sam is a nautical little buoy….he says to Teheran
TITS AHOY!

By: Billy the Twitch

Billy the Twitch — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 13:11:45 +0000

as we say in salford by the sea….
shit faced & bristols fashion