Abbey Clancy Is Only 100% Genuine

ABBEY Clancy bends forward in the Sun and the paper stares. So too do the readers.

Following a recent Sun poll in which 83 per cent of respondents said they thought the Wag’s chests was assisted, readers finally learn the truth.

In “ABBEY KEEPS THEM REAL”, the Wag to footballer Peter Crouch tells us: “I’m flattered but they’re 100 per cent natural – honest.”

Of course, what Abbey means to say is that her chest is 110 per cent natural as befits a sporting personality.

We fear that until she addresses this point, there will more polemic…

Anorak

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