Anorak | Prince William Splits From Kate Middleton, Camilla Awaits

Prince William Splits From Kate Middleton, Camilla Awaits

by | 14th, April 2007

ana-ferreira.jpg WHY has Prince William separated from his lover Kate Middelton?

The reasons are not yet clear. But rapprochement seems unlikely.

We advise the merchandise makers to cancel the commemorative wedding mugs, cups and teeth. Ye olde royale caterers should refreeze the crabsticks and the Queen Mother.
The Sun (“Wills and Kate Split”) hears an Army “pal” say that William has decided to dedicate himself to Army life.

As the paper notes, William is now a fully-fledged officer in the Blues and Royals. And he has thrown himself in Army life “preferring to go out drinking with his colleagues than drive back to London to see Kate.”

Wills’ training is something we know about. Anorak has shone a light into the darker recesses of Bournemouth’s Elements night club.

We saw Wills with that leggy blonde Lisa Agar. “He invited her back to his barracks for a nightcap and she left at 4.15am when he said he had to go to bed,” says the Sun.

Although, through her tears, Kate may recall how Lisa told a different tale. Said Lisa : “He never asked me anything of the sort. I did go back with one of his Army pals called Rufus for a couple of drinks and then I went home, but that had nothing to do with William.”

camilla-fayed.jpg We looked on as Wills extended the clammy hand of friendship to the bosom of Brazil. Ana Ferreira’s bosom. “He has big manly hands and certainly knows

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