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Middleton Volleys And Prince William Is Missing

by | 17th, April 2007

prince-william-topless.jpg UNUSUAL of the Express to place its front-page headline “32 SHOT DEAD BY JEALOUS GUNMAN” alongside a picture of Kate Middleton holding a tennis racket.

On one side massed death and on the other a smiling Kate making time amid the carnage for a game of bat and ball. Kate’s a girl who keeps a cool head in a crisis.

“IT’S ADVANTAGE MISS MIDDLETON,” says the Express. “Kate serves up a smile…but where’s William?”

Ooer? Where is Wills? The most obvious place to look is in one of the darker corners at Elements nightclub, Bournemouth. But he’s not there.

“Students lined up against wall and executed,” says the Express.

Where’s Wills?

“Kate’s show of strength,” says the Express on Page 3. “Wills is real loser, say friends.” A friend of Kate’s says the split was by mutual consent. “Kate is made of sterner stuff. She is gorgeous, great fun and a catch for anyone. It is his loss.”

“Should William have married Kate?” asks the Express. Readers are invited to call in and vote “Yes” or “No”.

It is not believed the results of the phone poll will influence William and Kate in any way but you can never tell. And the rate of 25p from a BT landline is surely a small price to pay for the future King’s chance of

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