“DANI’S Knickers are down at Asda.”While its rivals lead with news of the horror in Virginia, the Star proves that whatever time it goes to print, it will always be topical.
And the timeless news is that Danielle Lloyd, the nation’s favourite Big Brother bully, is wearing a pair of white knickers and matching bra.
Danielle is an expert in such things. And readers cannot fail to notice that the model used to illustrate the Star’s other front-page news – “SNOW BY THIS FRIDAY” – lacks Dani’s innate talent.
Granted, this blonde’s red bikini top matches the bucket she is shovelling snow into, but with her knickers out of shot, readers are left guessing. There are models that can do tops. The are model that can do bottoms. But there are only a few that can carry off top and bottom. Little wonder Dani is so prized.
And so to the story. And news is that Star readers need only brandish a voucher to secure a 20% off deal on a cutting-edge Asda bras.
Readers will be refreshed to learn that such garments are not fashioned from carrier bags and recycled cardboard boxes but more traditional fabric.
And Danielle has one on. Says she: “I love the look of the bra, as it give me a fantastic cleavage.” Indeed, had Dani only known of the Asda bra earlier she might have forgone her breast augmentation operation.
She goes on: “It’s also designed to be as lightweight and flexible as possible, so half the time I don’t ever know I’m wearing it.”
Of course, half the time Danielle might not be wearing it, or anything. More news of that later…
Posted: 17th, April 2007 | In: Big Brother TV Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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May 13th, 2007 at 11:51 am
I agree, some women around the world are so naturally beautiful with good hearts and intelligence. “Women” like Danielle LLoyd are just disgusting, fake, THICK pieces of crap who deserve nothing more than a good sense of reality. I’d love to put them all in a room together with beautiful Swedish or Brazillian women, and then see how “I’m so great” they act!
April 19th, 2007 at 4:25 pm
Grinder, I agree with you.Danielle,and many like her(Jordan for example)are very much a reflection of low standards…and of superficial values in society where cheap sluttish behaviour gets masses of publicity.
There are many very poor people in Brazil who are far more beautiful and impressive than Danielle,Kate Moss,Niaomi Campbell, Heather Mills,and, deserve a lot more respect but the media is hooked on slappers with small brains and big egos! They have opened up their legs more times than Tower Bridge but doing a days work goes against the grain in their lives and mentality.
April 18th, 2007 at 12:19 am
WHAT HAS THIS PERSON EVER DONE THAT WARRANTS COLUMN INCHES? WHAT??? SHE IS WITHOUT A DOUBT THE MOST IRRELEVANT PERSON THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN…YET OUR SOCIETY ACCEPTS THAT “SEX SELLS”. I HATE EVERYTHING SHE STANDS FOR IN BRITISH CULTURE - STUPIDITY, IMMATURITY, SUPERFICIALITY AND IGNORANCE.