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Danielle Lloyd Pulls It Off

by | 17th, April 2007

danielle-lloyd.jpg “DANI’S Knickers are down at Asda.”While its rivals lead with news of the horror in Virginia, the Star proves that whatever time it goes to print, it will always be topical.

And the timeless news is that Danielle Lloyd, the nation’s favourite Big Brother bully, is wearing a pair of white knickers and matching bra.

Danielle is an expert in such things. And readers cannot fail to notice that the model used to illustrate the Star’s other front-page news “SNOW BY THIS FRIDAY” lacks Dani’s innate talent.

Granted, this blonde’s red bikini top matches the bucket she is shovelling snow into, but with her knickers out of shot, readers are left guessing. There are models that can do tops. The are model that can do bottoms. But there are only a few that can carry off top and bottom. Little wonder Dani is so prized.

And so

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