Britney Spears’ Ginger Fur Nightmare
“BRITNEY’S WORST NIGHTMARE,” promises the Enquirer.
Is Britney Spears’ greatest fear: a) her hair falling out, b) a misspelt tattoo, or c) being naked and chased by an old into a pit of snakes?
The answer, as the Enquirer reveals on its front page, is: D) “K-FED & LINDSAY.”
Night terrors come no less terrifying than K-Ferret, the rapping rodent. But surely sleepy thoughts of Lindsay Lohan and her fire crotch elicit an altogether more ruby dream.
The problem is that in Britney’s mind’s eye the two are together, locked in a maelstrom of ginger fur and bad lyrics.
A source tells the Enquirer that Kevin is “not denying” he has met with Lohan. The source talks of K-Ferret’s “private session wit the sexy vixen”.
And this is the same Lohan with whom Britney shared “the wildest time of her life”. Was it not Lohan who stood by offering support as Britney went about town without her knickers?
And now “Hollywood insiders” are speculating that Lohan and Federline are “secretly dating”.
“I understand she was very giggly on the phone,” says a source, “and invited Kevin to her hotel for what she called a business meeting. The pair apparently met in full view of everyone.”
Another source tells us: “Lindsay is the last person in the world she’d [Britney] would expect to see him with.”
Surely the last person we’d expect to see Kevin smooching with would be Osama bin Laden, Kate Middelton or John James, who used to play the quiff in Dynasty.
But this is not out mind under the microscope but Britney Spears’. This is her nightmare
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September 22nd, 2007 at 10:44 pm
o hi dere lal.
britnay speers foreva. shi iz m”eye idol. i fink dat all da haterz av no lifez and dat dey r just well jelus. omg. lol.
i fink dat we shud all b neked den dere wud b no bullyen and peopel wud not b in debt coz dey wudnt b addictad to shoppin.
LUV UR BODAY KIDZ
April 21st, 2007 at 12:23 am
To the Grinder,
I agree with your comments.Spot on!
April 19th, 2007 at 10:27 pm
Poor deluded Donald Morse…I pity you sir that you claim that she will “always” be the queen of pop. She has only been around for 10 years, whereas there are other women in the industry that reinvent themselves and evolve and actually write their own music that deserve that accolade more than her. Besides, what kind of rolemodel can she be for those impressionable teens? Drugs…booze…sex scandals…2 divorces…and rehab. Is this what society has beome used to?
Maybe she should just take a time-out and reflect on her life…as she has some serious issues to iron-out first before she even thinks of a comeback.
Maybe she may become the “queen of pop” one day, but not yet.
April 19th, 2007 at 6:16 am
All I care about is Britneys health happiness and A great come back.She is a great singer and dancer .I have every cd and dvd shes ever done.Her come back will be great.Britney will always be the queen of pop…..
April 18th, 2007 at 4:23 pm
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