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Kate Middleton’s Silence Speaks Volumes

by | 24th, April 2007

middelton.jpg KATE Middleton is “brave”. She is “brave Kate”.

Brave Kate is on the cover of Hello!. Kate will tell us “what went wrong”, about “the Palace fall-out”, William’s throne rangers” and “what the future holds”.

Of course, what we really need to know is how to ask for the lavatory in the Palace and if the family thrones serve ornate commodes bestowed on the great and good through the generations.

This is he exclusive. This is the Hello! “EXCLUSIVE ANALYSIS”.

Happily, Kate is too busy getting on with her life after Willis to speak with Hello! just now and the magazine gamely steps into the breach and fills the gaps admirably.

“Few people will know what it cost Kate Middleton to return to London last week, braving packs of paparazzi [see photos] and the sympathetic stares of strangers.”

The price of fame is not advertised, nor is the petrol receipt from the Middleton Land Rover Freelander by which Kate made her journey to the capital.

Hello! does hear from Jennie Bond, I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here survivor and all-round Royal expert.

Will Kate now embark on a mission to cement her celebrity with a stint in the Australian jungles, or, perhaps

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