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Sheryl Crow: All I Wanna Do Is Wipe My Bum

by | 24th, April 2007

SHERYL CROW tells us:”I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming.

“Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating.

“I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting.”

Don Surber responds:
All I wanna do is wipe my bum
I got a feeling I’m not the only one
All I wanna do is wipe my bum
Until the TP comes off the roll by the yard

See Sheryl’s tour rider here.

Make up your own jokes hereunder…



Posted: 24th, April 2007 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink