Mein Camp: Big Brother For White Supremacy And Gays

BIG BROTHER is coming and viewers can expect a “KINKY LUST FEST”.

As ever, the run up to a new series of Big Brother is heralded with the threat of live sex.

Last series, the bigotry and bullying was a far bigger story than Jade Goody and her mute lover Jack Tweed’s night time emissions. Indeed, a straw poll of the Anorak offices reveals that the team would rather have seen petrol bombs thrown than Goody in a state of arousal.

Jackiey Budden’s nylon tea-bag swimsuit was more than enough for many to stand.

He’s A Big Brother

But still the promise/threat of loadsa shagging comes. And in a bid to up the chances of one contestant having sex with another on camera, the Star says seven housemates are bisexual.

Says an insider: “We want our eighth series to be full of camp fun and frolics.”

So it’s not just going to be boy-girl sex but gay sex and, possibly, a gay orgy.

“DOES BIG BROTHER NEED MORE GAY HOUSEMATES?” asks the Star. Readers are invited to give their answers via the phone, calling numbers for “Yes”, “No” and “I’m free”.

But no matter what you think, the Star says the show’s “bosses” have examined old footage and found gay and lesbian housemates to be the most entertaining.

Who knew, eh? Who knew that Danielle Lloyd, Jade Goody, Jo O’Meara and even Shilpa Shetty were all lesbians? And what of George Galloway MP? You really cannot tell.

Readers are reminded of the shows former openly gay winners Brian Dowling and transsexual Nadia Almada.

Big Brother: White Supremacy

But surely the big question is not the sexual orientation of the housemates but their races?

The Star says this show may well feature “a Greek art student, an Asian teacher, a disabled woman and a gobby chav” - the foreign, the impaired and the poor.

With the Others in the main house, six other contestants will dress in white and enter a white room. The two agonists who can last longest in this “world of white” will go into the house proper.

The fear is these contestants will have learned from the last Big Brother show, find the white house to their liking and never want to leave…

Anorak

Posted: 25th, April 2007 | In: Big Brother TV Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink