ANNA Nicole Smith is alive?
Like you, we too are shocked to open the Enquirer and see the pneumatic blonde posing for the snappers. And she’s talking.
Is this some macabre new sideshow in a life of show? Is this what happens when Hollywood’s biggest stars exit stage right?
Who needs to eke out entertainment from nodding heads passing judgement on the dearly departed and bowdlerising their work in kiss-and-tells and cod tributes when you can just keep the real deal ticking on for ever with some animatronics, nylon and glue?
So this is Anna Nicole Smith. The new old Anna Nicole Smith.
To many eyes, the differences between the old and the new appear minimal. But to keen Anna watchers, the one on the left is not Anna at all but Dawn Behren.
As the Enquirer reporters, Anna’s “doppelganger” died with her muse.
As Dawn says: “But now companies are afraid to hire me as Anna for their functions because they’re concerned people may think it’s in bad taste.”
Bad taste? Anna Nicole Smith… Who’s the daddy? Ancient husband… Bad taste? Why now?
“Instead,” says Dawn, “I’ve been posing as Marilyn Monroe, who I used to impersonate years ago before everybody kept mistaking me for Anna.”
And has not Dawn hit upon her new career, by accident.
Hired by the same person who employs Elvis Presley to flip burgers in various locales across Middle America, Dawn could lift the Anna Nicole Smith myth to a new level.
Who can believe the Enquirer would not pay well for stories from people who claim to have seen Anna in a carwash, Anna in a nun’s habit, Anna on a grassy knoll with her legs wrapped around James Dean…
Posted: 27th, April 2007 | In: Media Comments (9) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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June 7th, 2007 at 5:36 am
Anorak, I bumped into Elvis last week while in Las Vegas at the Reel Awards for Celebrity Impersonators. He was performing at Legends in Concert at the Imperial Palace and gave a great performance.
I also saw John Wayne,Austin Powers,Tupoc, Bono, Paris Hilton,Robin Williams,Trinity from the Matrix, Paul Mc Cartney,Tina Turner,George Clooney, Roseanne Barr,Angelina Jolie,Oprah and Dr. Phil, President Bush,Bill and Hillary Clinton,Letterman, Leno,Drew Carey, Clay Walker,Ann Margaret,Neil Diamond,Bing Crosby,Bob Hope,George Burns,Pee Wee Herman,Howard Stern, Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton,Ozzy and Sharon,Freddie Mercury,Cher and Austin Powers AGAIN ( from New Zealand), Kylie Minougue ( from the UK), Marilyn Monroe, Alice Cooper and the list goes on!!!!AND OF COURSE ME AS ANNA NICOLE>>>>
All impersonators of course LOL
There were press people from around the globe,where were you?
Maybe next year you can come, it would be a great story for you.
It is a blast!
-Dawnn “Almost Anna Nicole”
May 4th, 2007 at 5:42 am
Hey to Dawnn/Anna,
It is a shame that Anna has left the world, but it is wonderful
to know that there is someone who resembles her in so many
ways and is here amongst us. She is not trying to replace Anna;
she can’t help it that she resembles her, and with people
appreciating the fact, why not?!!!
Thanks Dawnn, what a way to help keep someone’s spirit
alive. Not to mention your own gifts/talents that you are blessed with.
I have heard you sing, and I don’t know if Anna could sing,
but Dawnn most certainly can!!!
Thank you Dawnn!!!
May 4th, 2007 at 3:45 am
Helga,
Thanks for the nice comments.
Please send email’s for me to dawnnblondee@aol.com
XXXOOO
Dawnn
April 30th, 2007 at 1:52 pm
Hallo Dawnn,
I am writing from Germany, I am Attila’s lifepartner. I have read your
article with interest and I really have to admit that you look exactly
like Anna. Please send me more pictures from you posing as Anna.
Attila and I may come to Florida this year, at least we hope. We will
let you know in time!!!!
Best personal regards from
me Helga and Attila
April 28th, 2007 at 2:25 pm
Anorak, Please note one correction should be made, I was featured in the Globe magazine, not the Enquirer. At least I wasn’t aware of being in the Enquirer.
If I was in the Enquirer, that’s fine with me, but the original interview was done by reporter/writer Drew MacKenzie of the Globe. Maybe he writes for them too, I don’t know but he really should get the credit.
Still love your story but thought I should clarify that.
Thanks!
April 28th, 2007 at 2:09 pm
Someone spotted me at Olive Garden last night LOL! She said “Do you know who you look like?” it was the usual scenario, fun just the same.
I’ll be sure to let you know when I see Elvis again. We perform together often. I think he’s flying in from England to Orlando Florida next weekend, so I’ll be sure to give him your regards.
April 28th, 2007 at 7:27 am
Good to hear from you Dawn. Perhps you cold tell us when and where you get mistaken for Anna from now on - and if you bump into Elvis…
April 28th, 2007 at 4:12 am
Anna Looks just like Elvis,what a fun story!
I am Dawnn Behrens, the Anna Nicole Impersonator written about. Everyday I get comments on my resemblance to Anna Nicole Smith, which I find very flattering. I hope she will be remembered as a very fun loving,sweet,and beautiful woman and mother.
If you want to visit my webpage go to: http://hometown.aol.com/dawnnblondee/myhomepage/index.html
April 28th, 2007 at 1:30 am
This is an Elvis picture. What happened to the ANS shot? The caption says Anna Nicole Smith, but it’s an Elvis impersonator