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Big Brother Gets An Asbo

by | 27th, April 2007

gollum-chav2.jpgTHAT Big Brother should epitomise the world at large is a given.

And so we read on the Star’s front page of “BIG ASBO” and how this season’s show is to feature a “lawless teen yob with an Asbo”.

This 18-year-old, who might or might not be the same youth offering Star readers the use of his middle finger, has a history of shoplifting and abusing neighbours.

He should be a wow when it comes to stirring up trouble and nothing short of a sensation when it comes to the show’s shopping task.

Only enough money left for shiny loo rolls and desiccated coconut? No problem. This boy wonder will return with chocolate bars, a rack of navy blue trousers and the cash register from Mr Patel’s shop.

Hurrah!

Picture: Yorkshire Soul



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