Milking it: I Was Boy George’s Sex Slave
“IT’S a good laugh all this,” says Boy George of the tale that he was planning to kidnap a male escort and use him as a bondage slave.
Auden Carlsen, 28, claims he was hired for the princely sum of £400 to pose for pictures in George’s flat.
George’s brother Kevin tells the Mirror that the singer met Carlsen on a Gaydar Commercial dating service.
Carlsen denies offering sex for rent and says he agreed to model clothes for George’s fashion shop in London.
And in Carlsen’s version of events, he is chained to the wall at said flat. George pops out at 5am to get some milk. What role the milk is set to play in this tableau is unsaid.
And then George returns “brandishing sex toys and whips”. (London truly is the 24-hour city where even the milkman’s float comes equipped with all manner of goods and services.)
But Carlsen panics. He claims to wrench a hook from the wall. Wearing only his underpants, he flees. Possibly screaming. He arrives at a newsagents. The calls the police.
Says a police spokesman, with handcuffs and truncheon nearby: “Hackney CID are investigating an allegation of false imprisonment and common assault. A man in his 40s has been arrested in connection with these allegations.”
George has been pinched. George has been bailed.
George is asking us how we like our tea…
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November 13th, 2007 at 9:06 am
[...] a good laugh all this,” said Boy George back in May, commenting on the tale that he was planning to kidnap a male escort and use him as a bondage [...]
May 7th, 2007 at 7:14 am
Really, most of us who have been fans for years think George is much more prudent than to do the things he has been accused of in the last year. I am getting pretty upset that the media would publish things like this before all the evidence is in. Also, they should get statements from George or his manager. At least George should have a right to defend himself before the media goes around painting him “guilty.”
May 6th, 2007 at 7:20 pm
who cares?
May 5th, 2007 at 12:57 am
what a rubbish to read, anyone who knows george for a while and i consider myself so, will just twinker once and laugh about it. so lets hope that this story will be vanish from the papers as quickly it appeared, say hallo to george
May 2nd, 2007 at 8:39 pm
My (Canadian) 2¢’s Worth…
First of all, how could anyone with any common sense believe this? I’ve seen a few versions of this story now, and none of them add up - they’re rife with contradiction and absurdity. Obviously yet another (sadly typical) case of a very foolish opportunist’s attempt to extort money, via false allegations and charges that can’t possibly stick. May this all blow over very quickly, since the “plaintiff” can’t possibly have any case, or a leg to stand on. May it be given only the attention it deserves - very little. Let’s hope most merely roll their eyes and ignore it. George has my sympathy.
Auden Carlsen, “I See Through You.”
May 2nd, 2007 at 7:30 pm
No - how he earns his money is his business. But it does sound like bollox
May 2nd, 2007 at 6:13 pm
I think the whole story is complete and utter rubbish. The story itself sounds somewhat fishy to me and still furthermore the man who accused Boy George of these charges is a prostitute. Oh forgive me I mean male escort. The very fact alone that is he a male escort ruins his credibility. Don’t you agree.
May 2nd, 2007 at 12:55 am
To whom ever,
I think that people are getting more and more stupid and are exagerating a bit too much, beside Boy George, is there anyone else that they can talk about, I think they should leave Boy George alone, don’t you think he had enough for the past years, leave the poor guy alone.
Karenne
a fan of Boy George since 1983