Britney Spears Laid Bear (And Topless )

BRITNEY Spears is being watched.

The eyes are everywhere. They are here. They are there. They are in her teddy bear. Why-oh-why do they stare?

As the Enquirer reports, Britney is being surveyed by a stuffed bear.

The story goes that when out on an evening’s flashing with Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton, Britney was approached by a fan. He handed her a teddy bear with the message “for your baby boy”.

Many would suppose Britney tossed the teddy to the ground or handed it to one of her minions. But she took it home, doubtless strapping it into the baby seat of her car.

Back at the mansion, teddy began transmitting sounds to the fan. Inside the bear was a tiny transmitter. Things were heard. Things were recorded. And now the fan has contacted Britney threatening to sell the tape recordings of she and K-Ferret arguing.

Britney has contacted her lawyers. The bear is believed to have been shaved…

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