Wife Spices Husband’s Curry With Something Special

HOW’S the curry? Has it not a certain piquancy?

Indeed, good wife, says the husband. It has what may be termed a ‘je ne sais quoi’, my sweet.

The wife laughs. “Oh no,” she says. “I know what’s in it. It’s dog excrement.”

You join us at Paisley Sheriff Court, Scotland, where Jill Martin, 47, is pleading guilty to culpable and reckless conduct against husband Donald Martin.

Depute Fiscal Margaret Dunnipace tells the court that on 13 March, Martin placed a meal before husband Donald.

She looked on as he dug the fork into the mixture. She watched as he began to eat. And she sniggered.

Donald was curious.

“Why, dearest, whatever is it?” he asked, or words to that effect. “Arsenic,” replies Jill. Donald gulps. “Not really,” he sys with a lilting chortle. “Just dog shit.”

Following her arrest for this gastronomic foray, Martin is now banned from going anywhere near her husband or the matrimonial home in Langrig Road, Newton Mearns.

The couple intend to divorce…

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