Caption This: Paris Hilton’s Low Sodium Diet
PARIS HILTON has been sentenced today to 45 days at the Century Regional Detention Centre, Los Angeles County’s jail for women.
Inside, Paris can expect a diet of three low-sodium meals a day (insert joke here). Beef and pork are not allowed (and again).
“I’m very sorry and from now on I’m going to pay complete attention to everything. I’m sorry and I did not do it on purpose at all,” says Paris in court.
“It’s all poultry-based”, says Captain Alice Scott.
Posted: 5th, May 2007 | In: Prev Caption Competitions, Tabloids Comments (71) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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October 1st, 2007 at 5:38 pm
any prize
September 8th, 2007 at 1:51 pm
Hi, I just seen you have chosen my caption as the winning entry. Did I get a prize ?
Cheers
Scott
June 15th, 2007 at 1:31 pm
I’m awake! The contest is now over. did it last longer than Paris’s jail time?
Winner is:
# Scott McFarlane Says:
Are you sure thats a chocolate someone has left on my pillow
(I’m working on getting prizes)
June 12th, 2007 at 5:16 pm
“Just wait till Daddy buys this prison, then it will be like an
hotel , the same as prisons are like in England “
June 12th, 2007 at 5:11 pm
“Can I use my cell phone ?”
June 12th, 2007 at 10:53 am
“Who said blondes have more fun ?”
June 12th, 2007 at 9:01 am
The first occurance of the BB crowd chanting “Get her IN!”
June 11th, 2007 at 4:47 pm
I LOVED the clip of her being taken away, by law in handcuffs, and just wisked her away to the jail. I also LOVE the fact that she wanted to talk to the Judge via Phone!
Ha! The Chick is as dumb as they come. And is the IDIOT sheriff that let her out even get into any trouble?
June 10th, 2007 at 9:15 am
Paris going down, not quite the same as in the video though
June 8th, 2007 at 9:28 pm
This can’t be right!!! Only poor people go to jail, don’t they?
June 8th, 2007 at 12:57 pm
“Well when they said I would be let out and tagged , I was so excited I thought they said I could be let out and shagged”
June 8th, 2007 at 11:49 am
“Hey I know I’m a spoilt brat, but being under house arrest is great , I love house music, and we can party again all day”
June 7th, 2007 at 9:46 pm
This is outrageous! I hope that this sets a precedent for those of us who want to drive drunk and cracked out with a suspended license.
June 7th, 2007 at 8:37 pm
“Good job Daddies got a fat wedge, it helped prise my cell door open after only 3 days”
June 7th, 2007 at 8:35 pm
” 3 days of hell, gee I’m going to write a book about this”
June 7th, 2007 at 5:36 pm
The comments u people left were actually pretty funny. Congratulations lol
June 5th, 2007 at 9:56 pm
“I’m going to have Sarah Silverman offed when I get out.”
June 1st, 2007 at 7:04 pm
‘Do you know what number I am ??’
June 1st, 2007 at 5:18 pm
Is she out yet?
June 1st, 2007 at 4:11 pm
“Jesus guys the sentence is nearly as long as this particular Anorak Competition has lasted”
May 31st, 2007 at 3:43 pm
y the hell do celebs get treat different wen they go 2 jail!!!!! same stuff with that bitch maxine carr they should be treat worse it might bring them back to the real world. paris might open her eyes and her brain (thats if she has 1 sum where in there)
May 31st, 2007 at 3:39 pm
so she shud be sent to prison. shes a stupid cow who thinks money can buy her way out of jail she should of bin locked up there and then. stupid bitch
May 24th, 2007 at 6:09 am
Reality sucks girl!
May 23rd, 2007 at 9:54 pm
If she did the crime she should suffer the consequences….what the helll! thinks that she is over the law? to hell with people like Paris Hilton…She’s nothing but a spoil brat.
May 23rd, 2007 at 2:04 pm
“do-do do dooo d’do-do do-do do do-d’do d’do-dooo”
May 23rd, 2007 at 2:02 pm
“This is the way to Big Brother 8 isn’t it?”
May 23rd, 2007 at 2:00 pm
Paris to star in live-action version of “Prisoner, Cell Block H”
May 21st, 2007 at 7:02 pm
“What does the welcome sign mean Lesbe friends?”
May 21st, 2007 at 6:33 pm
I’m confused, Sean, what did that have to do with this?
May 21st, 2007 at 6:25 pm
I’m sorry I didn’t do it on purpose , I was stoned at the time
May 20th, 2007 at 10:45 am
I remember this one episode of OZ where one of the nazi-cons had to “play nice” with a very unpleasant man indeed. The unpleasant man had a dessert spoon which he used like a core sampler in a specific, tender area of the nether regions. Oh how we laughed.