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	<title>Comments on: Caption This: Paris Hilton&#8217;s Low Sodium Diet</title>
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		<title>By: Scott McFarlane</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/173099/tabloids/caption-this-paris-hiltons-low-sodium-diet.html/comment-page-4#comment-63332</link>
		<dc:creator>Scott McFarlane</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Oct 2007 16:38:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>any prize</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>any prize</p>
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		<title>By: Scott McFarlane</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/173099/tabloids/caption-this-paris-hiltons-low-sodium-diet.html/comment-page-4#comment-35440</link>
		<dc:creator>Scott McFarlane</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Sep 2007 12:51:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hi, I just seen you have chosen my caption as the winning entry.  Did I get a prize ?
Cheers
Scott</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hi, I just seen you have chosen my caption as the winning entry.  Did I get a prize ?<br />
Cheers<br />
Scott</p>
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		<title>By: Anorak</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/173099/tabloids/caption-this-paris-hiltons-low-sodium-diet.html/comment-page-4#comment-10350</link>
		<dc:creator>Anorak</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jun 2007 12:31:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I'm awake! The contest is now over. did it last longer than Paris's jail time?

Winner is:
#  Scott McFarlane Says:

Are you sure thats a chocolate someone has left on my pillow

(I'm working on getting prizes)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m awake! The contest is now over. did it last longer than Paris&#8217;s jail time?</p>
<p>Winner is:<br />
#  Scott McFarlane Says:</p>
<p>Are you sure thats a chocolate someone has left on my pillow</p>
<p>(I&#8217;m working on getting prizes)</p>
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		<title>By: Alan Bateman</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/173099/tabloids/caption-this-paris-hiltons-low-sodium-diet.html/comment-page-4#comment-9506</link>
		<dc:creator>Alan Bateman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jun 2007 16:16:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"Just wait till Daddy buys this prison, then it will be  like an 
 hotel , the same as prisons are like in England "</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Just wait till Daddy buys this prison, then it will be  like an<br />
 hotel , the same as prisons are like in England &#8220;</p>
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		<title>By: Alan Bateman</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/173099/tabloids/caption-this-paris-hiltons-low-sodium-diet.html/comment-page-4#comment-9503</link>
		<dc:creator>Alan Bateman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jun 2007 16:11:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"Can I use my cell phone ?"</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Can I use my cell phone ?&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Alan Bateman</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/173099/tabloids/caption-this-paris-hiltons-low-sodium-diet.html/comment-page-4#comment-9436</link>
		<dc:creator>Alan Bateman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jun 2007 09:53:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"Who said blondes have more fun ?"</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Who said blondes have more fun ?&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Karl Walde</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/173099/tabloids/caption-this-paris-hiltons-low-sodium-diet.html/comment-page-4#comment-9416</link>
		<dc:creator>Karl Walde</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jun 2007 08:01:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The first occurance of the BB crowd chanting "Get her IN!"</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The first occurance of the BB crowd chanting &#8220;Get her IN!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Chris</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/173099/tabloids/caption-this-paris-hiltons-low-sodium-diet.html/comment-page-4#comment-9331</link>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2007 15:47:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I LOVED the clip of her being taken away, by law in handcuffs, and just wisked her away to the jail.  I also LOVE the fact that she wanted to talk to the Judge via Phone!

  Ha!  The Chick is as dumb as they come.  And is the IDIOT sheriff that let her out even get into any trouble?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I LOVED the clip of her being taken away, by law in handcuffs, and just wisked her away to the jail.  I also LOVE the fact that she wanted to talk to the Judge via Phone!</p>
<p>  Ha!  The Chick is as dumb as they come.  And is the IDIOT sheriff that let her out even get into any trouble?</p>
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		<title>By: Alan Bateman</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/173099/tabloids/caption-this-paris-hiltons-low-sodium-diet.html/comment-page-4#comment-9141</link>
		<dc:creator>Alan Bateman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Jun 2007 08:15:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Paris going down, not quite the same as in the video though</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Paris going down, not quite the same as in the video though</p>
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		<title>By: Terry Carty</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/173099/tabloids/caption-this-paris-hiltons-low-sodium-diet.html/comment-page-4#comment-8930</link>
		<dc:creator>Terry Carty</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jun 2007 20:28:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This can't be right!!! Only poor people go to jail, don't they?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This can&#8217;t be right!!! Only poor people go to jail, don&#8217;t they?</p>
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		<title>By: Alan Bateman</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/173099/tabloids/caption-this-paris-hiltons-low-sodium-diet.html/comment-page-4#comment-8738</link>
		<dc:creator>Alan Bateman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jun 2007 11:57:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"Well when they said I would be let out and tagged , I was so excited I thought they said I could  be let out and shagged"</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Well when they said I would be let out and tagged , I was so excited I thought they said I could  be let out and shagged&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Alan Bateman</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/173099/tabloids/caption-this-paris-hiltons-low-sodium-diet.html/comment-page-3#comment-8682</link>
		<dc:creator>Alan Bateman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jun 2007 10:49:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"Hey I know I'm a spoilt brat, but being under house arrest is great , I love house music, and we can party again all day"</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Hey I know I&#8217;m a spoilt brat, but being under house arrest is great , I love house music, and we can party again all day&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Paris Watch</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/173099/tabloids/caption-this-paris-hiltons-low-sodium-diet.html/comment-page-3#comment-8466</link>
		<dc:creator>Paris Watch</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2007 20:46:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This is outrageous! I hope that this sets a precedent for those of us who want to drive drunk and cracked out with a suspended license.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is outrageous! I hope that this sets a precedent for those of us who want to drive drunk and cracked out with a suspended license.</p>
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		<title>By: Alan Bateman</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/173099/tabloids/caption-this-paris-hiltons-low-sodium-diet.html/comment-page-3#comment-8430</link>
		<dc:creator>Alan Bateman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2007 19:37:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"Good job Daddies got a fat wedge, it helped prise my cell door open after only 3 days"</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Good job Daddies got a fat wedge, it helped prise my cell door open after only 3 days&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Alan Bateman</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/173099/tabloids/caption-this-paris-hiltons-low-sodium-diet.html/comment-page-3#comment-8428</link>
		<dc:creator>Alan Bateman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2007 19:35:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>" 3 days of hell, gee I'm going to write a book about this"</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8221; 3 days of hell, gee I&#8217;m going to write a book about this&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Olie</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/173099/tabloids/caption-this-paris-hiltons-low-sodium-diet.html/comment-page-3#comment-8378</link>
		<dc:creator>Olie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2007 16:36:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The comments u people left were actually pretty funny. Congratulations lol</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The comments u people left were actually pretty funny. Congratulations lol</p>
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		<title>By: That Girl</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/173099/tabloids/caption-this-paris-hiltons-low-sodium-diet.html/comment-page-3#comment-7848</link>
		<dc:creator>That Girl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2007 20:56:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"I'm going to have Sarah Silverman offed when I get out."</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m going to have Sarah Silverman offed when I get out.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Huntley Palmer</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/173099/tabloids/caption-this-paris-hiltons-low-sodium-diet.html/comment-page-3#comment-6806</link>
		<dc:creator>Huntley Palmer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2007 18:04:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>'Do you know what number I am ??'</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8216;Do you know what number I am ??&#8217;</p>
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		<title>By: Anorak</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/173099/tabloids/caption-this-paris-hiltons-low-sodium-diet.html/comment-page-3#comment-6791</link>
		<dc:creator>Anorak</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2007 16:18:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Is she out yet?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is she out yet?</p>
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		<title>By: Alan Bateman</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/173099/tabloids/caption-this-paris-hiltons-low-sodium-diet.html/comment-page-3#comment-6784</link>
		<dc:creator>Alan Bateman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2007 15:11:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"Jesus guys the sentence is nearly as long as this particular Anorak Competition has lasted"</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Jesus guys the sentence is nearly as long as this particular Anorak Competition has lasted&#8221;</p>
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