Sienna Miller And Keira Knightley Are Barnacle-Breasted Fishwives

IT can’t be long before we are reading about Sienna Miller’s flirtatious relationship with Keira Knightley.

How if Keira were to go the gay way then Sienna would be the girl for her. How Sienna thinks Keira is the incarnate devil and has an arse to die for.

These British stars are involved a film about the life of Dylan Thomas. And here is Knightley, that statue in flesh and bone, telling the Mail about her awkwardness.

While the Mirror pictures Knightley and Miller, those heartily barnacle-breasted fishwives, frolicking in mildly playful tides, Knightley tells us: “I’ve become phobic about the red carpet because you just get so scrutinised and all I think is I’m going to be in the Top 10 worst dressed list tomorrow.”

We who believed Knightley was thinking of the post-premier buffet are not a little shocked.

She goes on: “I wish I was Sienna Miller. I watch the girl and she’s just fabulous. She talks to everyone and laughs and smiles.”

Such is Miller’s talent.

“When I talk to her, I just hope a bit of her party personality will rub off on me but it never does.”

Never mind, Keira. But they do say opposites attract. So stay tune for developments on the star-struck blinded lovers with film to promote…

Anorak

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