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Big Brother Danielle Lloyd Is A Bloody Mess

by | 8th, May 2007

danielle-lloyd.jpgBIG BROTHER bully emeritus and “Wag wannabe” Danielle Lloyd is bleeding.

In “DANI PAINTS THE TOWN BLOOD RED,” the Star spots Dani blowing £5,000 on a night out to celebrate “dumping” footballer Marcus Bent.

Dani is drinking Cristal champagne at London’s Paper club. A song comes on the juke box. This, says the Star, is her favourite. To the strains of what we imagine to be A Whiter Shade of Pale, Dani mounts a table and makes ready to dance.

The Star sees Dani lose her balance. But over at the Sun (“DANI HURT IN CATFIGHT OVER TWO PREM ACES”), Danielle is pushed off the table by a “mystery blonde”.

Dani is said to have angered this girl by flirting with footballers Jerome Thomas and Jermaine Pennant.

A source tells us: “This girl had spent all evening with them and was dancing on a table when Danielle rolled up, very drunk. Danielle was all over both the players. She kept pushing and bumping into the girl.”

Oh-oh.

“The blonde pushed Danielle off the table. Danielle cut her leg quite badly and left the club.”

Readers note that Danielle’s leg bleeds a red blood, same as you and me, same as Shilpa Shetty. Possibly the same Jade Goody, whose blood is believe to resemble a thick Chicken Masala sauce.



Posted: 8th, May 2007 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink