Kebab In The Oven: Big Brother Bully Jade Goody Expecting
HEADLINES likes “JADE GOODY WE HATE YOU”, “JADE: DIE!” and “JADE YOU ARE A FAT BIGOT” led Anorak to see the Big Brother bigot as the pariah of the land.
But one man’s undercooked chicken is another man’s meat and OK! delivers the news that Jade is pregnant.
Jade’s tum-tum now contains two parts kebab to three parts curry sauce and a little baybee.
“I’m thrilled,” says Jade.
And what of her lover, the mute Jack Tweed? What does he think? “Jack’s over the moon too, but it’s comes as a bit of a shock,” says Goody the hoodie. “We’re still telling friends and family.”
Jade presumes too much. We are neither her friends nor her family.
Other OK! readers may beg to differ…
Posted: 11th, May 2007 | In: Big Brother TV Comments (22) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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June 11th, 2007 at 1:24 pm
every one is having a dig at jade for being a bully, what the world doing to her now. she’s had a harder life than shipla. jade has not been pampered and treated well. if shipla was this lovelly person she makes out she is, then be polite and realize that jade made a non dilberate mistake. for gods sake jade is half black herself. leave her alone.
maggie
June 7th, 2007 at 12:14 pm
“Shilpa shetty is an attention seeker - simple as”
Yes and Jade is the shy retiring type.
June 2nd, 2007 at 9:15 pm
Neil Jackson,
You summed it neatly up saying our leaders get away with scrounging, robbing and cheating … surely two wrongs still don’t make a right ? … instead of wasting energy hating anyone … why not look at it like this … would you want to swap places with any of the people you’ve described ?
The media can only influence your thinking if you allow them to.
May 30th, 2007 at 1:38 pm
Bobbie, Jade and vikki. Here’s a suggestion for you. Go to a’library’ [that's a big place with lots of 'books' - those are bits of papers all stuck together with lots of words rather than all pictures like 'Hello' or 'OK' ].
If you are lucky, you may find a ‘book’ that talks about things like ‘punctuation’, ‘grammar’ and ’spelling’.
Go on, open one and ‘read’ it.
Then you won’t look like complete illiterate chav-trash when you try to write anything more complex than your signature.
May 24th, 2007 at 6:34 pm
Via o um local de teia e era um efeito me. É homem realmente atraente, como uma estrela de hollywood. Faikzade de sr.Ersin é olhar realmente amável. Suas algumas fotos assemelham-se a farrel de colin.
May 22nd, 2007 at 3:50 pm
cant see why jade should suffer anymore from all the nasty coments people make about her.
remember there wasnt just jade in the house,but its unfortunate jade has a fiery temper and can be easily lead on,and yes she also speaks her mind which i like about her.
shilpa is a very sly woman with her head above the rest of society and i dont like people like that.
but all said and done on that score.
think this space would have been better used for the little girl who is missing.
to me it would be nice to sit here all day reading all coments posted on this site.
but i think there are a few brilliant coments that could be used in another debate like the coments posted by neal jackson if i got the name correct.
anyway be good all xxxx
May 21st, 2007 at 5:30 pm
please does anyone even care anymore jade is a vile bully who should be punished for the way she treats people!!!!!!!!!
May 18th, 2007 at 6:45 pm
JADE I THINK U R WICKED U SHOULD BE PROAD, UR A LOVLEY AND FULL OF FUN MUM
GOOD LUCK WITH BABY NUMBER 3
WELL DONE JADE AND JACK UR GOING TO BE CAREIN MUM NA DAD
XxX XxX XxX XxX
May 18th, 2007 at 6:42 pm
why cant u lot just leave jade and jack alone to get on with there lufes now they got a baby on the way so just let them get on with there lufe well done jade and jack
good luck with baby number 3 jade
Jade i think u r a wicked Mum and u should be proad
XxX
May 17th, 2007 at 10:49 pm
This story is truly disturbing. I feel so sorry for the child with parents like this.
May 16th, 2007 at 9:51 pm
This Neil Jackson bloke, he sounds like a heartless bastard. What’s wrong with molly-coddling rapists in prisons and sending young offenders on safari in Africa whilst hard-working kids get bugger all?
What’s wrong with sterilising blokes who are on the dole and yet have twenty kids, all paid for by the taxpayer?
What’s wrong with scrounging, robbing, cheating? Our leaders do it. Why not us?
May 16th, 2007 at 9:46 pm
I like this site; I like the idea of questioning the world we perceive through the media, and holding it up to ridicule. And, yes, it is an open forum, so we can expect to hear all voices. But can anyone spot the council estate day-time TV Fagarellas and Nicotinas giving us their learned opinions in the above announcements. I myself only logged into the Jade Goody thread because I loathe her so much. She represents everything about England that makes me want to go to Perth, Australia, and I find it a boost to my efforts to read about Wayne Rooney’s girlfriend, Jade or whatever other tanned twat is on the cover of Okay, Hello, Look at Me; I’m Shagging a Footballer/Actor/Actress/Royal/Rich Russian Mafiosi magazine. Even Vikki on the above paste, who is on my side, sounds as thick as two short planks. Sorry Vicki. You are right, though, mate, dat lickul 4 year old dat went missin is more important dan Jade’s kid, mahn. You are the first thicko I have ever come across who has an eye for where real media perspective should be placed by shite editors on the red tops. The Star in particular. Horrific it is, every parents nightmare. But we still turn the page when junkies throw their kids out of tower blocks. What were those little lives like prior to the final act? Why don’t these crap papers get their teeth into the gross unfairness out there in Shameless-land? The dole-scrounging lush with fag in gob pumping out babies in order to grasp our taxes in the form of ‘child benefit’ which, in those cases, should be termed ‘fruit machine, lager, fags and fast food benefit’. In Swindon, one little might, about eight months old, starved to death while mummy and daddy scroat were feeding the council estate pub’s slot machine. For every Madeleine - God rest her soul - there are half a million kids breathing in fag smoke and listening to ‘Yeah but no but…’ I hate them all. Except the kids. They should all be put in loving homes, and the parents sterilised, and in one generation, filter out the crap in the gene pool.
May 16th, 2007 at 2:46 pm
Like Maryann said der is more important things goin on in the world such as that lil 4 yr old dat went missin (madeleine) so who would want to knw about jade being preg.
I am not a fan of Jades but you know wat,
Good luck with the Baby Jade and Jack
May 16th, 2007 at 2:11 pm
My personal feeling is that Shilpa was a little above herself in the house. She may be considered a princess in her own country, but hello, this is England, and this is the Big brother House where everyone is equal. Shilpa was obnoxious to Jade and Jade was well within her rights to have a go back. OK so it got a little out of hand, and many considered it racist or bullying. I just thought Jade was standing up for herself… sadly Jo and Danielle got on the bandwagon and threw their tenpenny worth in. Personally if I’d have been in the house, I’d have given Shilpa the same treatment. As much as she is sweet and nice, she acted like a Diva and I would not have been too amused either. For god’s sake, it’s reality tv, a show put on for the public to amuse and entertain. get with the programme Shilpa. Don’t play with fire if you’re scared of getting burnt. Good luck to Jade and Jack. I hope things work out fine for them
May 16th, 2007 at 10:48 am
why not leave jade get on with life we all know that she is a bit thick but to torment her the way people are i realy feel for her,shopla was send in that house to cause a big stink,as for the other two( girls ) WELL no more to say Jade and Jack all the best you are nomal people who makes others think the are above us.
May 15th, 2007 at 9:53 am
waaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!! Not bothered about the article, the tit for tat is a laugh a minute.
May 14th, 2007 at 1:20 am
caaprice bet your the same
May 13th, 2007 at 12:12 am
jADE IS A FAT C UNT
May 12th, 2007 at 1:59 pm
I am very happy for Jack and Jade. This baby is a blessing. They really love each other. All the best. And I am looking forward for her return to TV. alma
May 11th, 2007 at 4:18 pm
Jade Goody will return - like a ball of gas
May 11th, 2007 at 3:32 pm
Dear Maryann
Clearly, Anorak does not think that there are any more important things going on in the world. If they did, they would have written about them here instead of this article.
I think the more important question is “Do you think bleating like a Daily Mail columnist about the existence of this article becomes you?”
Also, please step back and appreciate the deep, deep irony of your initial complaint being followed up by an in depth analysis of the BB household, thus providing outstanding evidence that your cultural repetoire could be stored under Kylie Minogue’s fingernail.
You may not be the most stupid woman in the world, but I bet if you met her you’d get on just fine.
May 11th, 2007 at 1:33 pm
Oh My God, dont you think there are more important things going on in the world to worry about like little madeleine. I am not a fan of Jades but you know what, she wasnt the only one in the house with Shilpa. Do you forget how Danielle encouraged Jade to argue with Shilpa. Also remebering how Shilpa shuned jade when they first met and made it obvious she didnt like Jade. Yes Jade said somethings to Shilpa that she shouldnt have, but she had the guts to appologise, which is more than Shilpa did to Jade. I remember a headline after Big Brother finished, Shilpa said Yes Jade has appologised but she didnt give me flowers or anything……… Attention seeking or what !!!!!
if you say or do something silly, do you want reminded it for the rest of your life… Of course not..
Good luck with the Baby Jade and Jack,