Comments on: Napoleon’s Penis And Other Famous Offcuts

By: john allen

john allen — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 12:01:53 +0000

hi i would like his penis as i collect them
john allen

By: Not Tonight Geri: Buying Napoleon, Halliwell And Hemingway » Celebrity News & Gossip : Anorak

Wed, 04 Jul 2007 08:18:43 +0000

[...] at an auction in London. The letter is thought to be one of only three sent to Josephine by the sizeable French emperor and contains an apology by the pocket-sized military genius after an argument he had [...]

By: freya

freya — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 10:28:16 +0000

if nobody else wants it, could i have it to put on ebay

By: Anorak

Anorak — Sat, 19 May 2007 14:43:35 +0000

I’ll have a Napoleon with cheese

By: Tom

Tom — Fri, 18 May 2007 03:46:54 +0000

Don’t laugh - maybe Napoleon’s half-inch penis represents the best France could “muster-up”. Rasputin’s penis is a monster in comparison, and is exposed in a display in Russia.

The Penis Museum in Iceland has already been given a large one, named Elmo - complete with family jewels and bag by a well-endowed American. His package is being plastinated so shrinkage should be minimized, while retaining all the familiar features you come to recognize. Trumps the French as well as the Czar’s household!