Britney Spears Gets Leathered On Plane
BRITNEY Spears has done untold harm to bald men. Before Britney, the shaven headed look was cool. Then she made it into a thing of madness.
Now Britney is on a plane. She is flying from Los Angeles to Florida. And reports are that she is not happy.
As a witness tells us: “The plane was about to taxi to the runway when Britney got up. She said, ‘I don’t want to fly on this plane - it hasn’t got leather seats.’”
An aircraft. Leather seats. It’s almost heartening to read that in these times of soil eating and holier-than-thou, tree-hugging celebrities there is still room for Britney.
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May 22nd, 2007 at 6:08 am
If she had panties on it would not bother her so much that the seats were not leather.
May 22nd, 2007 at 4:15 am
I think Britney Spears is a C*NT. It must take 50 lives of cows to cover the seats of an entire airline so she can sit her fat ass down on SKIN. There’s nothing refreshing or cool about this. She’s a backwoods hick has-een who doesn’t feel comfortable in her own skin so needs to sit on others’.
May 21st, 2007 at 5:22 pm
i think brit is amazing she is just going through a bad time and she needs her fans support and its stories like this that will ruin her not her mistakes luv ya britney 4 eva xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx