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Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Mel Gibson And A Tuesday Night Out

by | 23rd, May 2007

lohan.jpg “HOLLYWOOD EXPLODES.”

And the good news is that Hollywood explodes in a “FRENZY of… BOOZE! DRUGS!…and VIOLENCE!”

Who would have supposed that the bougainvillea-clad wonder of the Hollywood Hills would mutate into a British market town on a quiet Tuesday night?

But it seems to be so as David Hasselhoff stumbles into a pizza (drink), Paris Hilton tokes on a spliff (drugs) and someone called Andy Dick clenches his fists and lives up to his name (A. Dick).

As the Enquirer writes: “Hidden behind all the bright lights and glitter, modern-day Hollywood has degenerated into shocking cesspool of booze, drugs and violence.”

Over four pages of lurid text and pictures, readers wade through “FAST TIMES & HIGH CRIMES”.

The fun-lovin’ criminals stuck up for our perusal are Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie and a rapper called Eve who slammed her gold car into the central reservation on Sunset Boulevard.

Top billing though goes to Lohan who has been pictured, apparently, snorting cocaine in a toilet.

Readers have every right to be shocked. Who knew that Lohan, one of Hollywood’s gilded youth, would take drugs in a toilet? Surely the VIP zones in LA clubs come equipped with silver spoons perched on the

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