Name: LAURA
Age: 23
From: South Wales
Occupation: Nanny
Status: Single
“I talk too fast, I talk too much … I’ve always got something to say”
Big Brother Career: Hanging basket.
Walk on part in Little Britian.
Celebrity cemetery - Laura’s guide to tombstone sex
Laura is currently a nanny, but her dream in life is to become an embalmer as she believes strongly that when you’re dead you should still look good. She also volunteers at a local cemetery clearing leaves, and her ambition is to one day own her own funeral home.
She is staunchly anti-smoking as she hates the smell, and the whole idea of passive smoking. She’s also not a great fan of alcohol and can get drunk on just one pint. People tell Laura she reminds them of Little Britain character Vicky Pollard, and she’s also told that she looks like comic Peter Kay.
Laura admits her nickname is “Wangers” because of her large breasts and is a fan of Bon Jovi, Roxette and Lionel Ritchie. She says the proudest moment of her life was when she was voted Student of the Year at age 16.
Laura describes herself as “happy, happy, happy” and says she’s “friendly, happy, too chatty and nice”. Laura says that looking good is important to her and she “never leaves the house without washing her hair or putting fake tan on.”
She thinks she’d make a brilliant housemate and that being in the house would help her learn to deal with others. She thinks she’ll be one of the top 10 housemates ever.
Posted: 31st, May 2007 | In: Big Brother TV Comments (57) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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September 1st, 2007 at 4:15 pm
awwwwwwww i love her!
August 18th, 2007 at 1:41 pm
WALES ROCKS!!
August 6th, 2007 at 11:33 am
Bleh….
Good on ya girl, be proud of your country - it’s a notion sadly lacking in a lot of people today.
All the best
TL
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:22 pm
Well i dont think laura is fat or greedy or any other bad opinions that other people have mentioned. People really shouldnt jip the welsh people, because there isnt anything to not like about us
OK. Laura had 68% of the votes but that doesnt mean anything because not everyone who likes laura voted and im sure if they did chanelle would have been out a long time ago.
All you people who are stereotypes to welsh people should actually spend time and talk with some of us then youd realise that your opinions on us will change especially if you got to talk to laura or people like her.
How can you call her sly anyway? She didnt do anything, your just the type of people who dont like the welsh so call them whatever the hell you want, its just so pathetic!
And greedy? ..Hmm well, everyone has to eat and some people like to eat a bit more than others but thats not greedy. She couldnt have been that greedy she lost a stone while she was in the house. All this name calling about her being fat is ridiculous and childish. Your probbaly taking the mick out of laura when your not exactly perfect yourself.
Well then, i just call you CHAVS!
SIMPLE AS!
We Love You Laura!!!! xXx
August 3rd, 2007 at 4:02 pm
Seany
Go to Yorkshire and see who gets the biggest fucking first you or a sheep, are you a southerner who is jealous of possibly the most beautifull part of Gods great nation?
Ill gaurentee that there are no cowards only the miss-understood and the miss-represented.
Historically Yorkshire men and women have been one of the first to sign up for the big fights, if our queen and country ask then they will always be in the front to sign up.
Furthermore how can any Englishman be classed as cowards - we fight with any fucker we care to, you blind historically ignorant bint. Be them Welsh, Scot, Irish, European, the world nations; you dont build an empire by asking “excuse me can we have a little of that country, please”? No we went in and kicked arse.
In the 70’s and 80’s (im not proud of this, but) who were the soccer nation that no one would fuck with? Ooh was it the Belgiums, or the French, it could have been the Polish but no it wasn’t it was - - - wait for it - - YES the English.
So as you see our armed forces are the hardest and most skilled in the world historically and to date, where our countrymen were the scourge of Europe for over twenty years and we still hold that title with pride - I don’t know why but we do. Oh and furthermore which is the country that all the other so-called hard hooligans want to fight, yes I think your getting the jist of it now, of course; again its the English.
So no matter where you come from im sure in the distant (or not so distant) past your mother or grand mother or great grandmother etc. had some fine English cock from the conquering hordes of this great and mighty isle.
Please read the history books before you answer as I would like to have an intelligent conversation with someone who was obviously ignorant of the fact of what we have done and continue to do to this day.
Love n Peace
TL
PS if you dare tell us what country you came/come from, im sure I will be able to re-educate you with a bit of common knowledge - if ignorance is bliss then you must be in heaven and nirvana rolled into one.
July 29th, 2007 at 10:29 pm
As the Irish one said, tHe english are a nation of cowards. Yorkshire sheep-shagging limey scum.
July 27th, 2007 at 4:07 pm
shes ok i think~~~~~~~~(R)
July 23rd, 2007 at 10:43 pm
I think you’ve misspelt ‘onion’ you slack-jawed ingratiator.
July 23rd, 2007 at 9:02 pm
“Erudition as retribution” - funny ha ha.
July 23rd, 2007 at 4:50 pm
cunts
July 23rd, 2007 at 4:49 pm
The only way that bird is ever going to get a fuck in Wales is if she puts a sheepskin coat on.
You tossers. Here’s an idea. Take the hour or two a day you sit bolly-eyed in front of the TV, add that to the hour or so you take to sit here and share your (frankly inane) views about some dullards you’ll never meet,
tally them up and you’ll find 14-21 hours a week to get a worthwhile and socially beneficial secondary pastime.Add again the 7 hours a week you all spend watching Jeremy Kyle & you nearly have enough time to get a fucking job.
Yes I AM on Ritalin.Who’s FUCKING asking?
July 15th, 2007 at 3:17 pm
THE WHALE OF WALES!,,, THATS A BIT RICH,, GIVE SOME CREDIT TO THE OTHER SCROUNGING WELSH C*NTS
July 14th, 2007 at 4:37 pm
why the name calling and nasty comments ???
whose your fave ?? lets see what happens ??
July 14th, 2007 at 4:36 pm
is this what the worlds coming to ???? childish name calling ???
tell us the name of your fave and we,ll see what happens…
July 12th, 2007 at 1:12 am
The super-obese one was on tonight’s BB’s Big Mouth - a revolting sight and sound. Ugh…I switched off…
Valleys obscurity hopefully beckons…
July 9th, 2007 at 2:10 pm
laura should ov stayed in and charlie should ov been out a long time ago she really just needs to grow up and get a life and JOB.
July 7th, 2007 at 10:22 pm
68% of the voting public wanted her out. Nuff said…
July 7th, 2007 at 3:51 pm
by the way DANIEL SPENCE, are all valley girls like her?
July 7th, 2007 at 3:49 pm
im glad lardy laura went. she was back stabbing and two faced. the whale of wales deserved to go. she couldnt help but stir up arguments, even when she wasnt involved. of course bb is edited DANIEL SPENCE but lardy had to say and behave that way for them to include it. She lied when she said being obnoxious her last week was on purpose, shes always been that. she showed the world just what she is. a fat lazy, dirty slob. good luck getting a job after this lardy!
July 7th, 2007 at 4:33 am
last year! even lol
July 7th, 2007 at 4:32 am
Laura is actually a lovely genuine person, dont know where it went wrong for everyone voting her out this week! Think its all twisted by big brother to who they want to evict, was the same last here, its not what the public want anymore and they dont show everything, Laura lives in my street and is a friend, stop all the bitchy comments about her, at least she isnt fake and obsessed with her weight, Just a normal, caring, down to earth valleys girl who deserved to get much further in the game, and to the Observer: Get a grip!
July 6th, 2007 at 9:31 pm
…and good riddance!!!
July 6th, 2007 at 5:23 pm
Back to the Valleys…
July 5th, 2007 at 12:35 pm
Fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat obese obese obese obese obese obese obese obese obese obese pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig
July 4th, 2007 at 11:53 pm
I don’t know a word that fat ugly slob is saying she is a lazy dirty bitch…carol asked her to take her gown and wash it ..as it was stinking!!1 she is still wearing it full of sweat and stains… she dresses like an old woman looks and acts like one too!! she is as nasty as charley..get her out..all she does is lie in bed in her pj’s eating and sleeping and finding fault with everyone…and she is the one with the biggest faults…go back to Wales and learn to speak English ya daft ugly fat bitch
July 3rd, 2007 at 11:07 pm
She needs to be voted out this week!!!!!!! shes so bitchy and fucking lazy
July 2nd, 2007 at 11:47 pm
she had a go at chanelle which made me like her, she’s lazy tho & a greedy cow
July 2nd, 2007 at 1:15 am
Get the sly bitch out…
July 1st, 2007 at 2:53 pm
My side of the story…
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Love Emily
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June 29th, 2007 at 2:58 pm
She Is Great !! .. Gunah Wiin Laura Babe xxxxxxxxx
June 29th, 2007 at 12:40 pm
She’s a fat two faced bitch
Can’t you see through her….
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