Big Brother: New Housemate Rylan Clark Is A Weapon
“BIG BROTHER SECRET WEAPON – REVEALED,” announces the Star’s front page in the manner of a topless Hans Blix.
“Hidden housemate set to cause chaos.”
This hidden housemate is Laura Williams, right? Or Nicky Maxwell? Wrong and wrong. Big Brother’s Anne Frank is Rylan Clark, 18.
Described as a “bitchy gay wannabe”, “outrageous” Rylan (crazy name, crazy guy) will enter the house next week.
A pal of the make-up artiste tells us: “Rylan is a complete bitch. He will stop at nothing to become famous.”
Look out for Rylan learning to play the guitar really well, rehearsing gymnastics to win gold at the London 2012 Olympics and working tirelessly to find a cure for cancer? Fame is his goal and Rylan will stop at nothing to achieve it.
“He’s like a cross between that high-pitched squealer Marco Sabba from BB5 and the camp hairdresser Craig Coates from BB6,” says the source. “It’s going to be hell in there for everyone.”
And by the sounds of it, it’s going to be pretty hellish watching at home.
But we can turn down the telly when Rylan is on, lest our ear pop and our dogs start biting their own tales.
Or like so many secret weapons, we can leave Rylan undetected, forced to eke out an existence the Big Brother attic…
Posted: 5th, June 2007 | In: Celebrities Comments (13) | TrackBack | Permalink
