Big Brother: New Housemate Rylan Clark Is A Weapon
“BIG BROTHER SECRET WEAPON – REVEALED,” announces the Star’s front page in the manner of a topless Hans Blix.
“Hidden housemate set to cause chaos.”
This hidden housemate is Laura Williams, right? Or Nicky Maxwell? Wrong and wrong. Big Brother’s Anne Frank is Rylan Clark, 18.
Described as a “bitchy gay wannabe”, “outrageous” Rylan (crazy name, crazy guy) will enter the house next week.
A pal of the make-up artiste tells us: “Rylan is a complete bitch. He will stop at nothing to become famous.”
Look out for Rylan learning to play the guitar really well, rehearsing gymnastics to win gold at the London 2012 Olympics and working tirelessly to find a cure for cancer? Fame is his goal and Rylan will stop at nothing to achieve it.
“He’s like a cross between that high-pitched squealer Marco Sabba from BB5 and the camp hairdresser Craig Coates from BB6,” says the source. “It’s going to be hell in there for everyone.”
And by the sounds of it, it’s going to be pretty hellish watching at home.
But we can turn down the telly when Rylan is on, lest our ear pop and our dogs start biting their own tales.
Or like so many secret weapons, we can leave Rylan undetected, forced to eke out an existence the Big Brother attic…
Posted: 5th, June 2007 | In: Big Brother TV Comments (13) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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October 11th, 2007 at 2:00 am
how sad is it when people have to pretend to know someone who has a chance to better themselves in the worry of being left behind and nobodies.
Well unfortunatly for you lot that is obviously what you are, how noone has the effort to say anything nice about him, then i will - he is genuine, fun and great in bed - so take that to your papers and do what ya want with it, and while you guys have nothink better to do than slag off or claim to know ross i am gonna continue to keep that sexy smile on his face and support him through his choices!!! xx
June 8th, 2007 at 2:58 pm
[...] Galloway announced that 2 ‘Male’ housemates will be entering the house tonight - one being Rylan Clark. The odds: Laura 11 (10-1) Carole 14 (13-1) Chanelle 14.5 (13.5-1) Ziggy 15 (14-1) Tracey 16.5 [...]
June 7th, 2007 at 11:51 pm
WHYS EVERY ONE SAYING HE WENT TO THERE SCHOOL
I BET YOU THIS GUY IS A RIGHT PRIK
HOPE HE GOES OUT NEXT WEEK OR SOONER
June 7th, 2007 at 3:26 pm
why
June 7th, 2007 at 2:08 pm
Lmao Ross clark huh? I was friends with him - he was in my year at coopers. He certainly was a bit of a drama queen in more ways than one. I haven’t seen him since he was in brannigans celebratin his 18th birthday though. He’ll say coopers is a s***hole because it’s the worst school ever. lol But serioulsy I know this guy and he certainly will make the show more interesting - not in a bad way. I’m looking forward to seeing him on there.
June 7th, 2007 at 1:54 pm
uh oh
Rossss Clark
i was really good mates with him at school until he turned naaaasty, wot will he say about cooopers??
June 7th, 2007 at 10:03 am
Yep he is Ross Clark! Think he changed it so he would have a “stage” name!!
I went to school with him too, he was in the year below me and we auditioned for S Club Juniors together lol!
He is definitely a bitch and will be great entertainment as I’m sure he will do anything for the most publicity!
June 6th, 2007 at 5:26 pm
Laura to win - she’s the favourite…
http://www.anorak.co.uk/reality-tv/big-brother/big-brother-titbits/173991.html
June 6th, 2007 at 5:21 pm
big brother is well stupid ,its gonna be more hell wen that gay man comes in.anywere i like big brother only a bit .LAURA to win or Charley
June 6th, 2007 at 3:28 pm
what?
June 6th, 2007 at 6:34 am
His name is actually Ross Clark, i went to school with him.
June 5th, 2007 at 9:48 pm
as if anyone knows the surnames of marco and craig—i can barely even remember them!!!
June 5th, 2007 at 7:19 pm
Well his pal isn’t lying about him being a bitch, and he isn’t afraid to sleep around a little if it’ll help him on his path to becoming famous. You should ask how he found all his “celebrity friends”… interesting stories just waiting to be found.