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Big Brother: Lesley Brain Does A Number On Sam Marchant

by | 7th, June 2007

LESLEY, aka The Brain, is jousting again. She’s holding her Women’s Institute issue cake slice liks she means it. And Samanda is powerless.

Lesley: Did you find a magic chocolate biscuit?

Sam: Yes! I did. Was that from you?

Lesley: I’m not saying. It’s a little secret. A secret gift of love.. as Tracey would say. A biscuit of love.We know all about Tracey’s biscuits. Sccoby snacks.

But what of Lesley? She’s like something from The Prisoner.

Sam: Where am I?

Lesley: In the House

Sam: What do you want?

Lesley: Information

Sam: Whose side are you on?

Lesley: That would be telling…. We want information. Information! INFORMATION!

Sam: Who are you?

Lesley: The new Number Two

Sam: Who is Number One?

Lesley: The WI is Number One, no-one is bigger than the WI

Goes on for 13 weeks…



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