
Big Brother’s Charley Uchea Calls Chanelle Hayes ‘White Trash’ And ‘Chalky’ Emily Parr In Auschwitz
THERE are demands in the Star for Big Brother Charley Uchea’s head.
The Walthamstow dog track has lost it bunny and needs a replacement for tonight’s Delouse Derby.
No, not really. That for later. For now, the Star says Big Brother fans are in uproar that with Emily Parr evicted for using racist language –albeit in a ham-fisted attempt at street culture – Charley is allowed to remain in the house.
There are claims that Charley has labelled Emily “chalky”, called Chanelle “white trash” and later told her to “paint your face black”.
Says a Big Brother producer: “Of course Big Brother takes all allegations of racism seriously and will investigate the claim and take action if necessary.” That’s the post-Shilpa party line.
How much better it would have been had Big Brother just kept Emily in the house, allowed the housemates to sort it out between themselves, just like in real life. But the tabloids would have got berserk. Black celebrities and former housemates would have been lined up to condemn the show. And Deranged of Surbiton would have called the local police station and reported a crime.
So Big Brother becomes big brother.
Emily Parr - A Nazi Business
Meanwhile the destruction of Emily Parr continues at no small pace with the Sun screaming “Em was halfwit at Auschwitz”.
Readers learn: “Giggling Emily Parr shocked pals with her lack of respect for Auschwitz victims — by having a SNOWBALL FIGHT on a school trip to the Nazi death camp.”
Given that there exists an entire sub-section of sub-human life given to Holocaust denial, singling out a teenage Emily our for chucking a snowball in the factory of horror and laughing is not a little unfair.
But then no-one said Big Brother was fair.
And we hear a former classmate of La Parr’s dutifully tell the world:
“We’d all been told to be quiet and respectful. But all Emily wanted to do was have a snowball fight with some guy she’d just met. She has no respect for anyone — she couldn’t give two hoots. All she cares about is herself.”
Another source tells us:
“To the horror of college friends she even pushed in front of a black girl in the dinner queue and said, ‘Whites first.’ “The girl was really angry but Emily just laughed it off.”
Emily is 19. She might not be the most verligte of blondes, but she might not be a verkrampte, jackbooted racist, either.
“She will forever be known as the racist girl who brought down Big Brother,” says another insider.
But chin up and chin jutted out, Emily. They say there is no such thing as bad publicity. And amid the Holocaust deniers, anti-Semites, jihadists and white supremicists, Emily might be a success story in a niche group.
Or restored to the house and apologised to…
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May 13th, 2008 at 4:35 am
What a load of Shite!!!!!!!! Emily was not Racist and Charley knows it!!!!
June 12th, 2007 at 1:00 pm
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June 10th, 2007 at 5:35 pm
Gary - read this.
Taking Liberties: This Is Not Tony Blair’s Police State
http://www.anorak.co.uk/twitterings/174097.html
June 10th, 2007 at 2:06 am
No Anorak, you’re just not getting the point. It’s not Emily we should be feeling sorry for. It’s us!
Don’t be a selfish , narrow minded dipstick - this is about civil liberty - yours and mine dictated to us by people who can’t think outside the box.
Emily is a deceitful little bitch, Charley is back stabber, big mouth, small brain. This isn’t about them, it’s about OUR/ALL OF US basic rights and freedom from the THOUGHT POLICE.
First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out
because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the Communists and I did not speak out
because I was not a Communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out
because I was not a trade unionist.
Then they came for me and there was no one left
to speak out for me.
Pastor Martin Niemöller
June 9th, 2007 at 7:05 pm
Do we feel sorry for Emily? When will the papers interview her - and should she ever speak to the Sun?
June 9th, 2007 at 4:53 pm
For fcuk’s sake, WORDS ARE NOT RACIST - PEOPLE ARE.
Words are humanity’s feeble attempt to express itself and they don’t do a very good job at that.
If the word nigger was appalling when it came from the mouth of Emily. Why was it not equally apalling when repeated by the other two ‘friends’, ‘having a smoke and chil’in’.
There’s a law which if it’s going to apply should be applied to all, equally. White black and shades in between. Throw one out, throw all 3 or 4 or more out.
It’s a little known but true fact that ALL western europeans and muslims are ‘direct descendants” of the Mohammed. (Google on MRCA - Most Recent Common Ancestor). Don’t call me a liar - it may blow some people’s mind but absolutely credible when you think about it.
Punitive anti-racism legislation distorts reality and does very little to enhance it. It can be wielded as a very effective inquisitorial tool by the the anti-racist right if we allow this to go on. God won’t help us any more than he did the millions who where butchered in Europe over a 500 year period just to promote a christian dogma opposed to humanity, common sense and justice.
Personally I don’t really like Emily. Devious, calculating and two faced would be lightly putting my opinion of her . . BUT in the context of what happened and the way it happened, she came out with the N word in a loving way, wanting to be intimate with it’s recipient in an attempt to show a childlike and innocent empathy towards a shared enjoyment of rap music and culture surrounding it.
Charley on the other hand was eminently ready to seize upon the moment and instead of embracing Emily and accepting what she said in the manner it was given, decided she could win the show in one fell swoop by stabbing her closest friend there in the back by pulling out the Shilpa card.
Far from being another Shilpa, Charley is a foul mouthed vicious bitch (adj.) who should be evicted as soon as possible and be replaced by the not very nice but CERTAINLY NOT RACIST, EMILY.
If anyone here has shown racisim it is Ch4, terrified to be “sent to the left” by the true racist Dr Menglers of this world in the form of the paparazzi, who’s constant hunt for blood (any colour) will just as quickly turn on Charley, given the price is right. And she’d better believe it. Victim she ain’t.
I despair of this country and the ambulance chasers in it fed by the hypocrisy of the PC brigade. If a black man can tell a ‘black joke’ or sing a ‘black song’ and he’s not racist towards blacks, why can’t a white man and he not be racist? If Charley can use the term nigger why not Emily?
And I’ll say again “WORDS ARE NOT RACIST - PEOPLE ARE.”
June 9th, 2007 at 2:21 pm
this story is stupid. take it off.
June 9th, 2007 at 2:09 pm
I think it’s ridiculous that people are queing up to make Emily out as the new Hitler!!
It was very stupid and racist of her to say what she did - but i seriously doubt she “mocks the dead” “pushes in front of black people” etc that is just ludicrous!!
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