Lewis Hamilton Speeds Towards £50million-A-Year, Police Alerted
AT last, a new golden boy of British sport who actually wins things.
Formula One rookie Lewis Hamilton has made an almighty splash in the motor racing world this season and with a Grand Prix victory already under his belt, the affable 22-year-old could become Britain’s first £50million-a-year sportsman.
According to the Mirror, within three years, Hamilton could see his income soar to over £1million for every racing day he is in the car. Presuming he wins the Drivers’ Championship, that is.
A not inconsiderable £5million has been invested in Hamilton’s development over the years and now team bosses Ron Dennis and Martin Whitmarsh are reaping the rewards of their costly gamble.
While Hamilton’s own predicted rewards could see him joining the likes of Tiger Woods in the superstar stratosphere.
The youngster, who is currently earning a paltry £250,000 in his debut season, is set to appear in a new Abbey television commercial with his picture appearing in all 750 UK branches.
And Hamilton’s picture should appear in more places than that. Hamilton is the first ever Formula One driver of Afro-Caribbean descent, and we urge police to familiarise themselves with the likeness lest they mistakenly pull him over on suspicion of committing the crime of Driving While Black…
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October 6th, 2007 at 12:31 am
Mr Taylor 34? Whats my itty bitty pecker got to do with this? Did you want me to give you a poke?
October 5th, 2007 at 9:22 pm
33 Ian Taylor
Well that’s a well thought -out contribution to the forum !! what’s your problem ?
34 Jason Chin
Now,now Jason don’t rise to his puerile bait, he probably has an “inadequacy ” problem anyway
October 5th, 2007 at 8:43 pm
33 Ian Taylor
Well… there’s an intelligent well-thought out contribution to the forum !! What’s your problem ??
34 Jason Chin
Now, now Jason don’t rise to his puerile bait, he probably has an “inadequacy” problem anyway.
October 5th, 2007 at 8:39 pm
33 Ian taylor
Well…there’s an intelligent, well-thought out contribution to the forum !! What’s your problem ???
34 Jason Chin
Now, now Jason - don’t rise to his puerile bait, he probably has an inadequacy problem anyway
October 5th, 2007 at 7:59 pm
Mr Taylor,
As a Chinese American I am well qualified to call you an ignorant small dicked honky.
October 5th, 2007 at 7:54 pm
Hamilton is a smelly coon
October 5th, 2007 at 7:03 pm
hahahaha…
October 5th, 2007 at 6:15 pm
Ooooh !! you are sailing close to the wind there !! I would run a mile if you called a Scot a Brit !! I would NOT want to be standing any where near you - good grief !! he might even get angry enough to raise his kilt at you and you do not want to know what is ( not ) under there ……….!!!!
October 5th, 2007 at 6:05 pm
I actually didn’t know there was a differance from Brits and English.I swore they were the same all these years..LOL…Yes finally we agreed on something.
October 5th, 2007 at 6:02 pm
28 Jason Chin
Well I agree entirely but I do get a bit “iffy” when people call me British, I am English, the Scots are from Scotland, the Welsh are from Wales and the Irish are from both parts of Ireland !! …so Jason my good buddy …we agree on something !!
October 5th, 2007 at 5:50 pm
I choose the nationality where one was raised and educated of course.The country that provide cover for you.That would be the correct thing to do.
October 5th, 2007 at 10:59 am
26 Jason Chin
All joking and finger-pointing aside, we are all mixtures of our ancestors after all. My lot come from France on both Mother’s and Father’s side, Dad’s side has Scottish and Irish, my first husband had provable Viking blood so our kids have all that lot in them for a start, so when I say I am “English” …exactly what does that mean ?? hyperthetically of course !!
October 5th, 2007 at 10:34 am
Exactely!!!! Im now pure American…
October 5th, 2007 at 7:46 am
Jason Chin 8
Just harking back to your ancestry, you say you are a 4th generation American, also that you have some Cherokee blood and apparently some Russian so where do your racial priorities lie - if at all ?
October 5th, 2007 at 6:19 am
Karl Dodson 23
I am curious, I have American friends, “real” ones that live in America, I have been to America but I am at a loss to know what you mean when you say ” because of political correctness, whites are not allowed to do anything !” what do you mean by that ?
If you think Lewis Hamilton being an ass to his team and his team mate !! Alonso is one of the biggest Prima Donnas on the face of the planet, he hates it because Lewis is mostly getting round faster than him and has done some pretty obvious silly things to block him which have been there for all to see on the screen as the races have progressed so not made up by pro Lewis people. Drivng deliberately across the front of your team mate in order to block him right at the start of the race doesn’t look like “bosom buddies ” to us !!
I am not racist in any way, shape or form, perhaps we “whites” are, or have been, better inventors and maybe we are more intelligent I wouldn’t like to say, the only “racism” I would admit to is getting MIGHTILY fed up with this country being a sponge for soaking up “economic migrants” from everywhere in the world !! “Economic Migrants” my arse, all they do is come here to live off the welfare state and be given houses and so on over and above the needs of the resident populace because we have to, due to EU agreements. If you don’t believe me, let me recount the story of a friend of mine who works in the Social Services offices, she was processing an ” economic migrant” and at the end of the interview this person said ” Do I get my house now?”
Some of these migrants are damn good workers and we welcome them, especially Poles and Portuguese but having said that, the latter could hardly be termed “economic migrants” !!
I do not understand people who get all uptight and angry about stuff they only half understand, doesn’t do the blood pressure any good at all !!
October 5th, 2007 at 1:59 am
Getting back to the issue, I am an American and because of political correctness whites are not allowed to do anything. As for Lewis Hamilton, he has been an ass to his teammate and his team. Yet, he still is given unjust advantages that Alonso does not recieve. TO REPLY TO ANN’S COMMENT
“Black athletes usually come out on top simply because they seem to have more stamina and athletic strength than us pink people.”
I ask, if this is true then does she believe that “us pink people” are better at something. Indeed we are on average more intelligent and better inventors (history beyond a doubt shows this). Oh but I cannot say that because it is racist, Sorry Ann (or is Ann and her politically correct crowd the true racists?????).
October 4th, 2007 at 7:02 am
Goodmorning. theres alot that you dont see here. so i dont expect you to understand.Don’t take this to work with you . And Im just frustrated. Have a Nice Day!
October 4th, 2007 at 6:52 am
Jason Chin 17 and 19
You really are a very angry and mixed up young (?) man !! I don’t think you know which bit of your colourful “inheritance” to latch on to next. I am not getting “technical” just factual and at the moment I can’t see what is making you so angry but I cannot continue with this illuminating discussion as it is very early morning here right now and I have to get to work….later Dude…
October 4th, 2007 at 6:50 am
I like Dances with Wolves. Yes they were nurturing but hell look what happened to South America.It was do or die.It happened so be it.Gotta keep up with the times
October 4th, 2007 at 6:49 am
Sorry forgot to mention I am also part Russian.
October 4th, 2007 at 6:48 am
15 Jason Chin
….and as to what the Indians were doing with the land before ? actually they were living on it, harvesting it, managing it and caring for it, not upsetting the balance of wildlife which they needed for food, respecting it etc. Have you seen “Dances with Wolves” ? Whatever you think of Costner, he does “tell it like it is” or was..in this case
October 4th, 2007 at 6:47 am
Now you waqnna get technical? I don’t see anything Viking here so I really don’t care . The past is the past.Whatever. Now Im the new American that is here. You brought up my last name and I don’t know why.You’re just one of those Humane people that I hate. You probably hate the fact that we love WAR! In the end we will still be here. Garanteed! Set in stone. As for the N**** again they just line there pockets and degrade people. Now nothing against Hamilton. Charming lookin fellow. But Im telling you he will start a new thing there and you will have every assheaded American ghetto down , Hip Hop Mogule there ruining your country. Mark my words. I don’t want them here but it’s too late for us. As usual Im looking out for you! Stay intouch with me for the next 10 years and tell me what it is that you hate about the people in your country. But if you like what happens so be it. Another thing .. I would like to know what Lewis says when they ask him about his Nationality. If he doesn’t say he’s a Brit straight up then he’s just taking a joyride on your nationals. If he claims to be a Brit all the way. Well Cheers to him. He can’t say he’s Carribean/English only English with no tags!
October 4th, 2007 at 6:34 am
Weird person !! Not only an Asian-type chip but a pseudo-Cherokee type chip. If indeed you do have Cheroke blood I would suggest you delve into that history and get some pride in your inheritance and oh !! it wasn’t the Brits and the Europeans who first invaded but the Vikings and probably some other types before that. You really do not know a lot about your adopted country do you ?
October 4th, 2007 at 6:29 am
Nigger Please!…..hahahahaha..My family came in to build the railroads and I have Cheerokee in me somewhere cause great great great granpa wanted to get it on.And Indians got it all here now.Sheit! The Indians have Casinos on Fed protected land where they will never have to pay tax on.What were they doing with the land before?I didn’t invade.It was the Brits and the Europeans and whoever else wanted some land.Right now Im producing all types of new breeds cause everyone wants some American in them.
October 4th, 2007 at 6:24 am
13 Jason Chin
What the H*** do you term a “fake American ” ? The only “real ” Americans are the Indians all others are immigrants with a multitude of roots based firmly in every country you can think of and your history is only about 200 - 250 years old !! Where does “Chin” hail from anyway ??
October 3rd, 2007 at 8:15 pm
PS… we are no longer the land of the free cause our freedom to speak freely has been tarnished.So you are definately right there…America I love fake Americans well…They know what I think about them.
October 3rd, 2007 at 8:13 pm
well if you guys stop labeling him as the first black.I would ..There..That’s the problem..Call him a Brit not a black.Get that through your media…Do I have a chip..yes..I do..We here in America can’t do things as black people do.We get called names here because we behave as Americans do.I am not a racist I consider myself a person that dislikes certain people.I would say Nigger but thats wrong here all of the sudden cause Im not black so I have no right to say that.Do I say the hell to all of them?No I say the hell to those who choose their color before their nationality.
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:24 pm
10 Jason Chin
You really do have a little racist bee in the bonnet, chip on the shoulder type of mentality don’t you ?? I don’t care if you are a 4th generation alien or whether you went over with Columbus or the Pilgrim Fathers or the Vikings, it really doesn’t matter, what I am objecting to is the word “nigger” and ranting on about Lewis Hamilton. Why do you want to get all screwed up about him ? he’s our little hero, not yours and we don’t give a toss what colour he is !!
“The Land of the Free” ??!! I think not…….
October 3rd, 2007 at 2:55 pm
That’s why my country is such a mess.We pack it in without a fight.Now we fight and everyone wants us to pack it in.Next thing you know all sports will be cancelled cause it is not the Islamic way.Yes Boo Hoo to all that don’t see the truth.
October 3rd, 2007 at 1:46 pm
I think this “nigger” slur business is way beyond tasteless and suggest that the mono-browed morons that started it apologise and cease and desist immediately. I thought we left that all behind with the aboliton of slavery ?
Black athletes usually come out on top simply because they seem to have more stamina and athletic strength than us pink people.
Lewis Hamilton is a talented young driver and just HAPPENS to be of a different shade. He also appears to be more of a gentleman than those surronding him and most of those posting against him, we aren’t going to moan too much if he brings the championship home to the UK are we ?? so pack it in…..