
Paris Hilton’s Simple Life In Her Private Jail
PARIS Hilton is inside. Jail might be the new rehab, albeit with more drugs and less strict security, but Paris is looking to get out:
Page Six has learned that the celebutard’s doting daddy, Rick Hilton, was recently shopping a “Get Out of Jail” bash for his little girl to the top Las Vegas clubs, including Pure, the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino and the Palms.
Daddy has loadsa money. And surely it’s about time he bought her a private jail? The inmates could make Paris knickers and other official merchandise.
Weekend and walk-in rates on application…
Posted: 12th, June 2007 | In: Twitterings Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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June 13th, 2007 at 6:49 am
Can we pelt him with fruit?
June 12th, 2007 at 9:30 pm
Her daddy is obviously an enabler, since it was partying too much that got her into jail in the first place. He’s manipulating some kind of Darwinian ploy to project to the public how plain we are and that he and his should have special status so they should be allowed their discretions. Hey, I’ve never been in jail! If it’s special he wants, it’s special he gets. He should do a term inside for enabling and contributing to the problems that got her in trouble in the first place.
June 12th, 2007 at 3:36 pm
Why should Paris be any different than any one else getting out of jail. Doesn’t everyone have some type of party or gathering when released?
Are you just jealous because her party will be huge and rather than daddy paying for it most clubs will beg to be allowed to have the party even when it means paying Paris to show up?