Danielle Lloyd On Big Brother ‘Prostitutes’ Charley And Chanelle
“DANIELLE ON BIG BROTHER.”
Danielle Lloyd, for it is she, is wearing a spotty bikini. At last we hope it’s a bikini with spots on. Danielle’s health problems are well documented and there is no small chance that this is not a top but her new naked breasts.
Inside the magazine and Danielle is in a shower, pouring champagne over herself. The astringent properties of alcohol are well documented and looking on we can see that Danielle’s top half has become rid of spots, although it is now covered in a black and white leaf pattern.
Whatever the look, Danielle is back from Miami, where she’s been wearing a bikini with her footballer, Marcus Bent.
Danielle then talks about her footballer, how he’s not like her old footballer and how footballers are just, at the end of the day, 110 per cent men really.
And how women who date footballers because they are footballers, like Big Brother’s Charley, are “prostitutes”. People like Charley and Chanelle Hayes are “pathetic”, says Danielle. “They make people like me look bad.”
Not everyone can date a footballer by pure chance. And then find another one. But Danielle is made of sterner stuff, particularly her new breasts which have now taken on a metallic coating.
She then goes on to say how she had “no idea” who Charley is. And has not seen the picture of them together. “She’s just downgrading herself by saying she wants to go out with a footballer,” says Danielle. “Who is their right mind will date her now?”
Maybe the same kind of footballer that dates Danielle. After all, they are just men.
And what of Emily Parr, who used the word “nigger” on Big Brother? Take a deep breath. Deeper. Exhale. Now take a really deep one. And read: “If someone had used a racist comment while we were in the house, they should have been thrown out too.”
Hold it in…
“I think Emily should have learnt from what happened to me and the others in the house,” says Danielle.
Breathe.
Expect to see Emily with false breasts, orange skin and dating a footballer any day soon. Or at least trying to…
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August 9th, 2007 at 12:04 pm
dannielle is a fucking waste of space with a big chin
June 22nd, 2007 at 2:37 pm
What is it with all these women wanting to make a name for themselves by dating a footballer? Where is their self esteem, dignity and their own drive? They are nothing. Just wastes of space.
June 14th, 2007 at 3:13 pm
you really can’t make up the “comments” that come out of the mouth of racist Lloyd!
June 14th, 2007 at 9:37 am
i think Dannielle Lloyd can’t say anything about Charley and Chanelle wanting to go out with footballers because their footballers as she is doing the exactly the same thing first she had Teddy Sheringham now she is with marcus bent, before thet she was seen with another footballer, who’s next on the slagss list. Also i don’t think it’s fair that Dannielle is always in the newspapers/magazines and Jade Goody is the most hated person having her perfumes took of the shelf, when Dannielle was the one who was racist. where’s the justice in that!