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Big Brother’s Gerry On Charley’s Health And Efficiency

by | 15th, June 2007

gerry-big-brother.jpg“I AM against nudity,” says Gerry Stergiopoulos, the current favourite to win this year’s Big Brother. Back Gerry at 8-1 on Betfair.

“It should be kept in books or in dirty magazines to be used for recreational purposes, if you know what I mean. It’s trashy. I know I sound snobbish but that’s how I feel.”

With Charley and Chanelle in the house, the show looks like a multimedia version of Health And Efficiency magazine, the holiday brochure and lifestyle organ for nudist enthusiasts.

This is illustrated by the Star’s picture of Charley threatening to fall out of her top. So appalled is the Star by the sight of Charley’s ‘aunts’ that it orders “COVER THEM UP” – and this from the paper that advertises “Cheap and Dirty” phone lines and a “Granny Date” service.

The paper that produces a feature entitled “MUM’S THE WORD”, in which readers get to see the backsides to Charley, Sam, Nicky, Chanelle, Amanda and Gerry.

The paper that invites “rumpologist” Sam Amos to deliver his/her verdict on the view.

It seems that you can tell a lot about a person by looking at their backside, most notable that they are walking away – which is something most of us would like Charley to do…



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