THE lunatics have taken over the asylum in Gaza. Wonder what would happen if the Israelis didn’t take a tough line with this lot? Keep up to date with breaking news on Anorak’s Twitterings. Caption it:
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Regular Features
June 19th, 2007 at 2:56 pm
Harry makes another big mistake at his latest fancy dress party.
June 19th, 2007 at 10:48 am
“Hi Dad I finally got to get to Iraq and I am totally unrecognisable. Cheers , Harry ,
June 18th, 2007 at 1:39 pm
“Hello lovely lady , how will you recognise me on our blind date , Well I will be wearing a rather fetching body belt full of contraceptives, and a designer sock on my head, I will also have a large weapon”
June 18th, 2007 at 7:12 am
“Yes I am a qualified teacher and I have never had any problems keeping classes of unruly kids quiet”
June 18th, 2007 at 12:37 am
the only known photo of the banker from the israeli deal or no deal show!
June 17th, 2007 at 1:57 pm
“No wonder i`m getting strange looks-I thought you said it was a Hamas and Pappas fancy dress party.”
June 17th, 2007 at 12:15 pm
David Cameron loves hoodies , I wonder if he will love me too .
June 17th, 2007 at 12:09 pm
“Yeh I know I look stupid but I want to appear on the Tiswas reunion”
June 17th, 2007 at 10:14 am
What am I wearing? - A figure-hugging 30lb explosive-packed slinky little number and nothing else…
June 16th, 2007 at 5:51 pm
“Yeh! Mum , I got the security job at Mother Care”
June 16th, 2007 at 5:46 pm
“Please don’t hang up your call is important to us, but I have to shoot off for a moment “
June 16th, 2007 at 3:53 pm
“Hi is that Speed Dating ?, I’m tall ,dark, and mysterious with a fantastic weapon”
June 16th, 2007 at 3:47 pm
“Yes Darling I will soon be home for tea , just got to sweep a couple more chimneys”
June 16th, 2007 at 1:55 pm
“God Mum! next time you give me a pair of your tights to wear on my head when I go to work , make sure you wash them first”
June 16th, 2007 at 1:25 pm
Hi ! Samaritans ! I think I have an identity crisis”
June 16th, 2007 at 1:23 pm
“Hello , what the hell do you mean you wanted to phone a friend”?
June 16th, 2007 at 12:41 pm
Hello this is the speaking clock , at the next stroke you will self destruct”
June 16th, 2007 at 12:39 pm
“I’m not impressed with the makeover Trinnie and Suzanne gave me, It’s urban shite”
June 16th, 2007 at 12:34 pm
Robbie Williams phones his Mum from rehab again
June 16th, 2007 at 7:16 am
“Mum you know I always told you I wanted to be a Ninja Turtle”
June 15th, 2007 at 8:35 pm
Stein? - youm forren basturd,
Two cornish cream teas and a large pasty please.
June 15th, 2007 at 7:49 pm
On the third stroke, the time sponsored by Hamas will be Armageddon…
June 15th, 2007 at 5:35 pm
yes mummy I will be home soon….after I finish playing with me Pals
yes mummy I have blown my nose
No mummy I wont forget to bring your veil back.
I need to go take a pee now I cant hold it any longer…bye mummy…love you too.
June 15th, 2007 at 4:07 pm
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June 15th, 2007 at 2:17 pm
Hello, Dominos? What’s taking so long? I’ve been waiting for five days!
June 15th, 2007 at 1:50 pm
…..but what are the bottle & box of tissues for? Dare I ask without getting me nob chopped off?
June 15th, 2007 at 1:49 pm
seems like a nice girl…so this is the secret to her virginity….keeping her legs crossed
June 15th, 2007 at 1:48 pm
seems like a nice girl…so this is the secret to her virginity.