Now we know what happened to one-hit wonder Babylon Zoo. Billi, yes, that is with an ‘i’, is a long-haired pouting model who goes under the name of Massimo when working. He likes Page Three girls, apparently.
Name: Billi
Age: 25
Home: Middlesex
Job: Model
Starsign: Scorpio
Big Brother Career: Big Brother shagger.
Future: Lead part in Zoolander II
Billi is a successful model with a passion for WWF wrestling. His worst fear includes waking up with a shaved head. He says that “gorgeous girls, money and attention” make him happy. He is confident, admits to being vain and says looking out for himself is number one. He enjoys going to the gym and plays football regularly.
Status: Single
First Words: “Hello, I’m Billi”
Life philosophy: Believes that no matter what path he chooses to take he will be happy.
Likes: Moussaka, wrestling, Essex girls and American sitcoms.
Dislikes: Women who challenge him.
Why BB?: Is competitive and he wants to play against everyone.
Posted: 15th, June 2007 | In: Big Brother TV Comments (158) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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August 18th, 2007 at 12:42 pm
Billi is gawjus
August 18th, 2007 at 12:40 pm
LOL-said it in one, Canada Dry! Erudition, power to the people xx
August 7th, 2007 at 3:24 am
HI FOLKS I MUST CONFESS THAT I TOOK AN INSTANT DISLIKE TO “DANNY” JUSTIFIED BY READING THE FORUMS ON THIS SITE (BILLI,NICKY, AND THIS ONE!)WHERE I TOOK THE OPPORTUNITY TO READ THE ON-GOING DUEL BETWEEN “DANNY” AND “ERUDITION” WHERE I SAW THIS. SURELY THE ACT OF A FAILING CHILD, I GUESS THE SCHOOL HOLIDAYS ARE TOO LONG IN THE UK,,,LOL.
“DANNY” WHY START SOMETHING THEN BLAME OTHERS YOU ASSHOLE?.
“Look son, using insults that have been thrown on you, back at the other person, shows a severe lack of originality.
As for my bullying; if you’d actually read it properly, you’d see that I returned the volley.
You on the other hand, take delight in trying to cut people down to your size.
Small man syndrome.
Every post of yours is set in stone to be patronising, condescending and full of shit.
Making up for a lack of real ability in your life eh bitch?
CONTRADICTION BY “DANNY” AVAILABLE IN TUCK-SHOPS SOON!.
August 7th, 2007 at 3:04 am
Danny, I’m glad to see you’re not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance, A sharp tongue is no indication of a keen mind, youv’e proved that!,Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn’t have given you worse advice.
i am beginning to understand why some mammals eat their children…
p.s. Never enter a battle of wits unarmed,The difference between your flat and a cactus plant is that the plant has pricks on the outside.
August 2nd, 2007 at 6:27 pm
Predictable.
Too predictable.
Look son, using insults that have been thrown on you, back at the other person, shows a severe lack of originality.
As for my bullying; if you’d actually read it properly, you’d see that I returned the volley.
You on the other hand, take delight in trying to cut people down to your size.
Small man syndrome.
Every post of yours is set in stone to be patronising, condescending and full of shit.
Making up for a lack of real ability in your life eh bitch?
You need help child.
Don’t forget that you initiaited contact with me…again and again until I took notice of you.
Only child syndrome?
Fucking closet homo syndrome?
And now you constantly have to come back with more and more lame attempts at boring me to death.
Now be predictable and go and find the rest of my posts and quickly make a retort that is both boring and put of place.
Quick, run along before you miss golden opportunities to show just how big your mincing faggot balls are.
As for the gym, it’s been explained time and time again but as you clearly have a fixation with men showering up and getting sweaty, I’ll let you carry on with your homo-erotic fantasies.
Rebuke. Quick, rebuke and turn it around you predictable peasant.
August 2nd, 2007 at 6:08 pm
Listen Danny you London throwback, the brain is the most powerful muscle in the human body…that makes me Hercules to your Pee Wee Herman.
“.You’re not as funny nor as an intelligent as you’d like yourself or people to believe..”
Funny that, but thats EXACTLY what I thought when I first read your vitriolic asides to other peoples innocent comments.
I know what you are as I have met a thousand similar homosexually repressed bench pressers like your sorry self before. You are a bully of the worst persuasion, getting your little kicks via verbal assassination.
Go back to your gym where all the ‘boys’ respect you in the morning and warm them some towels by wrapping them tightly around your face until death.
You fucking repressed sparrow feeding faggot, the day you even SIT a G.C.S.E is the day your slack jawed parents open the cellar door.
Now go sell some fruit you daft cunt.
August 2nd, 2007 at 3:57 pm
E.A.R, you paranoid cunt, why do assume that anybody who dares to disagree with you, must be me using a false name?
Take something for that paranoid inflated ego, you lonely gay bitch.
You’re not as funny nor as an intelligent as you’d like yourself or people to believe.
Now get ready to re-take those GCSE’s that you’ll soon find out you failed.
August 1st, 2007 at 2:15 pm
I want to suck Danny off because I worship the ground he walks on.
One day I hope he will be my best friend in the whole world.
I write down all of his insults and then use them on others because I am as original as a baglady’s stench.
I also have issues which is why I sound like a complete cunt and have to capitalise key words in a failed R.A.D.A attempt at enunciation.
I hope Danny will teach me how to defend myself from mummy’s many special friends who come into my bedroom at night and help me wipe my backside with their large hands.
Ignore this cunt Danny, he’s been copying you in the other BB threads.
J.
August 1st, 2007 at 2:02 pm
Imitation IS the sincerest form of flattery Danny, you fucked up, ignorant barrow-boy…PLEASE stop using my name and posting your puerile attempts at retaliation, it is jaded and transparent.
Thanks for listening you CUNT.
P.s How egotistical are you that you percieve me to be copying your writing style just because I type in concise sentence structures you G.C.S.E fuckwit.
Grow up and get back in the gym you steroid abusing cock-er-nee monkeylover.
Thanks again Alfie Moon.
August 1st, 2007 at 12:06 pm
I love Danny and want him to notice me
I even try and copy his writing style in a cheap attempt at imitation
Erection as retribution
July 31st, 2007 at 10:25 am
Is that really you Danny?
Owing to your homo-erotic dalliances in the mean gyms of east london we know you like bumming n ting….
You back-door fuckwit.
July 31st, 2007 at 10:07 am
Billi is HOT
July 26th, 2007 at 3:08 pm
ERUDITION HAS ONCE MORE MADE YOU LOOK A CUNT,
SEE THE NICKY MAXWELL FORUM ON THIS SITE.
the only spam javelin you have is your index finger
but nevermind, your still mummy’s special son.
July 24th, 2007 at 7:47 pm
Dave….once again, my identity has been revealed plenty of times on other forums in this place.
Get over it son.
As for taking 2 days to write….well that’s what happens when you have a life bitch.
Now go take your testosterone shots and start pumping some Brixton slag.
July 24th, 2007 at 6:57 pm
LOVING THIS SITE
danny that would have been a snappy comeback to erudition if it had not taken over 2 days to write dude.
and before you start slagging me, i am willing to fight you, at the place of your choice, at the time of your choice. i’m in Brixton so can easily get to the m.a. or wherever you want to give you the kicking you deserve.
i dont hide behind false names, “DANNY”
July 24th, 2007 at 5:20 pm
i know this because it was me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
July 24th, 2007 at 5:19 pm
he once wanked a bloke off in the sauna
July 24th, 2007 at 5:17 pm
he does hang round the m.a gym that danny lad
July 24th, 2007 at 2:24 am
I didn’t read all of that because it was far too boring and I’m only passing the time of day with you.
I did read this though;
“for I am your nemesis”
….who reads every single word I write looking for some angle of attack because he is such a loser who has taken this to heart.
Fucking stalker behaviour son.
“sent by God to make you look a cunt.”
The fact that you believe in God makes you look the bigger cunt, you fucking Bible bashing, redemption thrashing rent boy.
It never happened, you affirmation seeking cock.
It’s a shame you haven’t read any other sections where my details have been given away, you fucking blind palsied shitcunt.
Bitch, put down the PS2 control, leave the safety of your bedroom and get some fucking fresh air.
July 22nd, 2007 at 9:37 pm
..So what do we know of Danny??
A summary: Dwells in East London & hangs out in M.A Gym..They call him sarcastic Danny to his face, anally retentive pikey barrowboy when he leaves.He claims to be in his 30’s, is this why he still lives with his mum and can’t get promoted at work? He’s a bigoted racist.Even the Kosovan crack-hags wouldn’t go near his unctuous visage for a free trolley dash in Lidl. Danny also talks confidently of such wonders as ” gateway keyboards”,”browser plug-ins” & ” invisible IPs”, jeez, he must be a HUGE hit with the laydees. Especially when he takes them to see Peter ‘Musical cardigan’ Gabriel with his mum. Look in your living room Danny, if you look REALLY hard you may come across a piece of wood on one of the walls, that is called a DOOR. Use it and get out in the sun a bit more you cock-er-nee cunt
July 22nd, 2007 at 9:22 pm
…Well, well, well. Danny the intellect eh?
..You’re about as educated as a chimp who gets taught at home by an amoeba ….Sure, you have a neat line in heavy handed metaphors and hackneyed similes, but unfortunately you aren’t quite as literally adept as your hairy backed mother says you are, as she washes your atrophied testes in the sink before you go to work…
..Know me Danny , for I am your nemesis, sent by God to make you look a cunt.
July 22nd, 2007 at 11:00 am
turn it off now Danny, your fishfingers are ready.
July 17th, 2007 at 11:51 pm
On holiday…at Her Majesty’s Pleasure you Brixton slag.
I’m off to grass up illegal Kosovan’s.
July 17th, 2007 at 11:24 pm
Afroman is now on holday till 7th sep.
i’m so high right now, i have no idea what’s going on!.
July 17th, 2007 at 11:14 pm
yes i do smoke ganja (old slang), 24/7.
it’s great. and yes i do assume you are a GEEK of the highest calibre.
and nothing you frantically and angrily type will ever change my oppinion on that issue, youv’e sytematically proved it with your knowledge of all things GEEKY, i even know your tempted to pull me up on my punctuation and spelling aren’t you Geek.
keep posted folks for Danny’s geek reply.
i would assume anyone masking their ip address would be up to something dodgy such as looking at child porn etc….
July 17th, 2007 at 11:03 pm
sorry i didnt reply earlier.
been at a friends house thats right a friend, look it up in your dictionary Danny
July 17th, 2007 at 8:59 pm
None of the racist cunts on here will ever be prosecuted for the shit they come out with so why even bother trying to pretend you’re from Anorak.com?
Using a browser plug-in, it’s easy to spot IP’s and just as easy to use InvisibleIP to mask it.
Afro, are you making the assumption and sweeping generalisation, that because I can write a cohesive narrative, I must be a geek?
Fine; then I’ll assume that as an Afroman, you mug old ladies and smoke ganja 24/7.
Sweeping generalisations are shit dude; let’s not even waste time going down that route especially when we’re all having a good time cussing the shit out of each other for the hell of it.
July 17th, 2007 at 8:43 pm
so.
you would like to be first would you Danny..lol
i doubt it.
you dont seem to be the physical type. your more of a physical typist.
July 17th, 2007 at 8:06 pm
“how brave to annonomously post your views.”….said Afroman….
“none of you have gainful employment.”
“…if anyone would like to meet me”
“i am willing to travel”
Contradiction…by Afroman
In stores now.
July 17th, 2007 at 8:00 pm
amusing site.
how brave to annonomously post your views.
what happened to bravery. judging by the time of ppls comments none of you have gainful employment.
if anyone would like to meet me we can discuss your obvious issues with race etc.
i am willing to travel .
my guess is you aren’t big enough.
1 more thing, why arent you all posting about something current Billi left the house 2 week ago
July 17th, 2007 at 5:30 pm
You little bandwagon of attention whores, you.
So many posts in such a short space of time, all from the same person.
Lumper/Lovestospooge; your lack of punctuation, or rather the palsied club fisted attempts at, gave you away, as did the overuse of capital letters.
Drumming up affirmation with several people is gay at the best of times; schizophrenic when it’s all one person you lonely wretch.
…so about your Giro.
Abbey or Post Office account for scroungers?
I should add, that Danny isn’t my real name and is pretty well known on other parts of this site.
Post the address Giro bitch.
Doesn’t bother me in the slightest!
Search is your friend, as could be Punctuation; then you wouldn’t feel lonely and schizoid all the time.