Big Brother Orgy Of…

“BIG BROTHER ORGY BEGINS,” say the Star’s front-page headline.

The paper omits to say what this orgy consists of, and having watched Big Brother 8 since it began, Anorak suggests it’s an orgy of moaning, whining and bitching.

Of course there are four news housemates. Shabnam, who left with her backside exposed (Sun: “Shabnam gets bum’s rush”) has left and been replaced by Brian Belo, Liam McGough, Jonathan Durden, Billi Bhatti and .

Of course, what with them being lads, the orgy may be one of released gas, fighting and singing bawdy songs about ten German bombers and girls from Faliraki.

Or they could talk about rehab with Jonathan. As the Sun reports, “BIG Brother millionaire Jonathan Durden is nursing a secret heartache — the death of his wife.”

Who says you can’t fined entertainment in anything? And readers learn that madcap John’s wife of 18 years, Laura Naska Durden, was found dead in 2003 “after suffering from anorexia”.

He grew depressed. He checked into The Priory.

But he got better. And better. As a pal tells us: “He’s one of those mad, creative types who always live life on the edge. He became quite a hit with the ladies — he was very, very successful. His s******g exploits are legendary.”

We lean that he used “mind techniques” to bed women.

So we might get an altogether more risqué kind of orgy after all. Now if John can just locate Samanda’s mind…

Anorak

Posted: 16th, June 2007 | In: Big Brother TV Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink