Britain’s Got Talent And A Brass Eye For Ricky Bates
“BRITAIN’S GOT PERVERT,” says the Mirror’s headline featuring a picture not of a freed and innocent-until-proven–otherwise Michael Barrymore nor of Madeleine McCann’s latest suspect but of Britain’s Got Talent star Ricky Bates.
Master Bates is a 27-year-old “organist”. Bates is no longer on the show because he claims he has hurt his hand.
We need not tell you that this is no joking matter. And, as the paper reports, the wannabe has “a court conviction for indecently assaulting a boy of 14… Bates was in court three years ago in the Manchester area for tickling the youngster’s feet.” He is on the sex offenders’ register.
Once again this is Not Britain’s Got Brass Eye, a reality show based on the spoof news programme that once featured a campaign to raise paedophile awareness. Celebrities were invited to talk about how Internet paedophiles can project poison gas through a child’s keyboard using the new HOECS3 system and that paedophiles have more genes in common with crabs than humans.
As we say, paedophiles and the tabloid treatment of them are beyond satire. Police recognised Bates last Wednesday when close to eight million viewers saw him take off George Formby and Louis Armstrong while playing his organ.
“TALENT SINGER IS A PAEDO,” says the Star’s front-page headline.
Lancashire Police inform us: “One of our officers contacted the programme as a result of seeing this man on television as we thought it prudent to do so.”
Bates, who had thought himself safe from having his “sordid” secret exposed on a national TV show, confesses: “I was taken to hospital where an X-ray revealed a possible fracture. I cannot play. I am shattered. However I have already had a lot of offers of work so the appearance has worked.”
You can read the headline now: “PAEDO ORGANIST ‘PETER FILE’ LYNCHED AT JUNIOR DISCO.”
The horror…
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February 23rd, 2008 at 10:23 am
Ricky Bates still performing.Until he has been cleared of his accusations and his Sex Offencew he should not be allowed to perform in public where there is a possibility of children being present
July 7th, 2007 at 4:56 pm
it doesnt say what he tickled his feet with though does it!!!
June 18th, 2007 at 1:35 am
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June 18th, 2007 at 1:34 am
aoa uhu nan huh
June 18th, 2007 at 1:33 am
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June 18th, 2007 at 1:33 am
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June 17th, 2007 at 9:37 pm
THE PROFILE OF RICKY BATES…..
name:ricky bates
age:27
from:manchester
occupation:spotty pedo
favourite quote: LEMME SEE YOUR KIDS
favourite hobby: giving the kids backstage tours
special party trick: tickling feet
June 17th, 2007 at 9:33 pm
hes a big discusting monster. i bet hes very dangerous. can you imagine if he won the talent thing. no body wants to see a pedo smiling and prancing about in front of the queen.
June 17th, 2007 at 9:22 am
[...] on the Sex Offenders’ Register. Shock indeed in Simon Cowell’s talent show. Read about that here. Who would have guessed that the search for plate spinners, little children pining for Two Front [...]
June 16th, 2007 at 8:41 pm
It is truly beyond parody.
June 16th, 2007 at 8:10 pm
omfg.. is that for real? what if you farted in front of me.. what happen?
June 16th, 2007 at 6:05 pm
what a joke i bet you can be put on that register for anything nowadays
June 16th, 2007 at 3:07 pm
Do you thinks that’s his talent, tickling feet?
June 16th, 2007 at 1:15 pm
on the sex offenders register for tickling someones feet? im pretty sure thats not a sexual thing to do. but if it offended him then o well. gutted