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Big Brother Charley Axed By Manchester United Player

by | 20th, June 2007

kieran.jpg “BIG BOTHER BITCH CHARLEY AXED.”

No, dear readers, Big Brother has not followed that first gay kiss with a first axe murder. Charley is alive and well, nattering away like a mating chaffinch. She’s 84-1 to win the show with Anorak’s free be t.

Charley has been killed off by her cousin, Manchester United footballer Kieran Richardson.

In “SLING YER HOOKER”, the Star says Kieran feels “completely humiliated” after reading the Star’s story on how Charley pretended to be a $500-a-time prostitute.

Anorak wrapped the news in a brown paper and delivered it to the greater world. We heard Charley’s “pal” Kerry say how the Big Brother harridan would tell punters in her lap dancing bar that they could have sex with her if they paid up first and met her outside the club in, say, five minutes to a month.

Some might call Charley streetwise. They might say the sad sacks who fail to

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