Big Brother Charley Axed By Manchester United Player
“BIG BOTHER BITCH CHARLEY AXED.”
No, dear readers, Big Brother has not followed that first gay kiss with a first axe murder. Charley is alive and well, nattering away like a mating chaffinch. She’s 84-1 to win the show with Anorak’s free bet.
Charley has been killed off by her cousin, Manchester United footballer Kieran Richardson.
In “SLING YER HOOKER”, the Star says Kieran feels “completely humiliated” after reading the Star’s story on how Charley pretended to be a $500-a-time prostitute.
Anorak wrapped the news in a brown paper and delivered it to the greater world. We heard Charley’s “pal” Kerry say how the Big Brother harridan would tell punters in her lap dancing bar that they could have sex with her if they paid up first and met her outside the club in, say, five minutes to a month.
Some might call Charley streetwise. They might say the sad sacks who fail to spot the scam get all they deserve. And how anyone wanting to have coitus with Charley – and willing to pay hundreds of pounds for the life experience – should not be on the street at all and is a damning indictment the wider care in the community programme.
But still Kieran is unimpressed. A source at his club tells the paper: “He doesn’t like being the centre of attention and can’t understand why Charley is dragging him into her mad world.”
So here’s his friend telling the papers.
But we urge Kieran not to be too hard on Charley. For every football who goes to a lap dancing club, there must a lap dancer, even is she is your cousin.
As Tracey would say, “Deal with it.”
Posted: 20th, June 2007 | In: Big Brother TV Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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July 11th, 2007 at 2:58 pm
Ye gods, just saw a photo of Charley.
(S)he looks like a Brazillian transexual wearing a Klingon mask. Who’d pay for that?
July 11th, 2007 at 2:16 pm
spidermantra, don’t call him a nigger - call him a negroid or a darkie, that is the modern term
July 11th, 2007 at 1:47 pm
>a nigger in the woodpile
LOL
July 6th, 2007 at 12:39 pm
i fink dat keiran richardson iz hott!!! bt derz no need 4 im 2 dis hes cuzin lyk dat. cah at tha end ov da dai shez beein herself mre dan ne1 in tha hwse and i hpe she winns and all the bastards that tried 2 seh she lied bwt wat they sed will gt found out and they will look so stupid especially the 1 frm northen line (ziggy) lol
June 26th, 2007 at 7:15 am
im sorrry but hueva spidermantra his comment should be banned who the hell do you think you are calling her and not just her but even using the word nigger in such a derogatory manner!! you need help i sweardown and i hope she does stay in because at the moment i think people are taking advantage of this situation that occured with her and emily!! spiderf fuckin mantra stay on ur fackin web and stick ur flies up ur a double snakes!!!!
June 20th, 2007 at 7:58 pm
i wonder how many fivers Kieron got stuffed inside his jock strap for taking his kit off and showing a fine pair of breasts in pic . Wonder also what he charges for a blow job round the back of the stretford end?
Whatever…someone should tell him to swallow or spit it .
June 20th, 2007 at 3:51 pm
a nigger in the woodpile
June 20th, 2007 at 12:22 pm
Get Charley out!!! again another one that asked the question, ‘oh only tree weeks will i like still get any deals, three weeks isn’t long enough is it, to get any deals?’ This sort of talk really makes me sick! Has she ever done a decent days work in her life, other than pretending to sell her body? Get some respect then get a job, take a hint the public want you out, whether you come last or first Charley, no matter how big deal you think you will get, the public wont buy into you!!