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Paul Potts The Movie: Boyz Of Harlech

by | 21st, June 2007

paul-potts-1.jpg THEY said they couldn’t be done. But now the Sun says plans are advanced to bring the world Jaws The Opera, starring Paul Potts in all leading roles.

In “SOME LIKE IT POTTS”, readers learn that Britain’s Got Talent winner, “roly-poly” Paul, is to have his “rags-to-riches” life story told in film. Paul is an alumnus of Hard-knocks Comprehensive.

The Sun says Paul has raked up £30,000 debt. He once broke his collar bone and was signed off work for two year. He was, as we have learned , bullied at school, enduring being called “Smelly”, “Potty” and Wee-Wee.”

If the story is told we suggest it is one scripted less by Hollywood writers than by the likes of Simon Pegg, who will embrace Paul’s ordinariness.

A little Hollywood artistic licence and Paul is millions of dollars in debt. His life-threatening injuries are inflicted by a vicious close harmony male voice choir (Boyz of Harlech) hell bent on violence.

Paul is shifted from his post as manger of a Carphone Warehouse manager in South Wales to the frontline in Iraq.

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