Glastonbury Is The Music Festivals’ Green Zone
“HOW TO SURVIVE GLASTONBURY – BY ANDY McNAB.”
First up, don’t panic.
Unlike McNab, you cannot get lost behind enemy lines at the country’s biggest music festival. Although the perils of wandering into the Spiritual Support tent are self-evident.
The perimeter fence insures that you remain within the compound, safe from crusty insurgents in jester hats and anyone unable to afford the £145 weekend ticket (plays £5 handling fee for telephone sales).
Glastonbury is the ravers Green Zone, an enclave where mum and dad can bring the kids, visitors can buy official merchandise and listen to the BBC issuing a rebel yell in a received English accent.
McNab should save himself the bother of talking about what kit to take, yomping and the need for shelter and just deliver a single gem of cover-all advice: take your credit card.
Posted: 21st, June 2007 | In: Back pages Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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June 21st, 2007 at 2:12 pm
Yeargh. I be settin’ sail on the good ship Glarstenbyree, bound for safe ‘arbour in Tent City. Any weaklings amung me croo will be thrown overboard for the sharks. Argh etc.
June 21st, 2007 at 11:01 am
and a toilet roll?