The Glastonbury Diaries Of Pete Doherty And Kate Moss
IF any further proof were needed that Glastonbury is now just Wembley Stadium with a bigger playing surface, the Star looks at Kate Moss and Pete Doherty’s camp. (Pic: The Spine)
The pair, described as “arty”, are keen to take their bed onto the middle of the acoustic stage. Their plan is to recreate the peace protest staged by Yoko Ono and John Lennon.
Doherty is the popstar who won’t let the lack of a good tune stand in his way. He has the drugs. He has the model lover. And now he wants the protest and the just cause.
A source tells us: “Both he and Kate were frustrated about the G8 talks and started writing some political lyrics.”
For a hint at what these statements may be, the Times looks at “The Pete Doherty Diaries”.
The first instalment is dated 10th February 1999: “Southbound on the Northern Line towards the inaugural Paradigm Poets parade down at the Poetry Palace in Covent Garden.”
Those of you not already banging your hand against a desk, mouthing “twat” or wondering if Doherty is less Lennon than a fourth former at St Custard’s who has found all the rude words in the dictionary and moved onto “paradigm” and alliteration, read on.
At its peak, Doherty’s Diary reads like an advert for Calvin Klein’s newest range of body spray: “Hold me in your arms and I want for nothing… but your sweet scent, your soft, supple body & skin & I in disorder.”
Opium for women and men. Obsession. Smack…
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July 30th, 2007 at 4:40 pm
what a complete load of bollocks, this band has had their moment and produce one good album - fuck the rest
July 26th, 2007 at 7:43 pm
doherty is just a low life skag-rat who can’t wait to go to prison so he can indulge in his favourite past-time, Sucking cock.
it is well known to anyone who wishes to look through the countless pages of innane scribblings of pete’s past that he and Barat sucked each other off on many heroin fuelled gay binges, as for Moss, since when has this goggle eyed vaccuoss slag ever been anything but a fame seeking manwhore, i hope she gets discovered as the skag-taking superslut she obviously is.
i hope they both rot in hell for setting a bad example to the freaks who worship them.
July 26th, 2007 at 7:33 pm
does this mean Doherty has stopped sucking Karl barats cock?, like when the libertines were together.
i hear moss has a new fragrance out, in the shops now: SKANQUE by Rimmel
July 18th, 2007 at 6:15 pm
bring back Kate and Pete please!!!! some healthy??? disgusting bad habits
July 12th, 2007 at 8:39 pm
all of you people are complete and utter borebags. but you have a view, which no matter how ignorant, jealous or plain immature, should be expressed. its lucky the people who share the same view read the same articles. why do i imagine you all to wear knitwear and be regular viewers of the inspector lynley mysteries?
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July 2nd, 2007 at 7:30 pm
Soap is cheap
June 27th, 2007 at 11:37 am
He reminds her of Johnny Depp….
June 27th, 2007 at 1:23 am
Pete and kate walked right past me at glastonbury, for people with so much money… boy did he stink!! As for his clothes, i swear i could see dried up piss stains and yesterdays lunch on his trousers! ABSOLUTELY VILE!
June 26th, 2007 at 12:00 pm
Pete and Kate Moss r fucking ledgends!! theyre great and not boring like the rest of the edgits in the world..really.
June 22nd, 2007 at 9:10 am
well I guess if you peer through drug filled smoke mixed with alcohol???
June 22nd, 2007 at 2:43 am
doherty and moss…two shallow person trying to hide their lack of talent& beauty & intelligence by marketing ideas. pathetic.
they’re too rich, but they want even more money! and his writing is laughable, as the so called moss beauty…it makes me angry to read that
June 21st, 2007 at 10:47 pm
I thought Texans were gun toting loonies with huge hats. Perhaps ‘potential president ‘ is a good description of Bush?
June 21st, 2007 at 8:37 pm
Also, Bush didn’t win this state.
How on earth did you manage that????? do tell!
Well, it was easy… not enough Wisconsinites voted for him. His crap does tend to play well in the rural areas but most of the people in this state live in the south east corner around the Milwaukee area and they’re a little more sophisticated (note I said a little more). Wisconsin is actually very liberal, they did away with the death penalty long ago, and they tend to think of Texans as gun toting redneck loonies not potential presidents.
June 21st, 2007 at 8:27 pm
hey David…i dont think you read the headline right…..it reads….
“the glastonbury diaries” not…… “the Glastonbury Dairies”.
I thought Bush’s Bullshit would have gone down well in Wisconsin…but as you say….you have shit loads of your own cowshite to shovel.
June 21st, 2007 at 7:48 pm
Also, Bush didn’t win this state.
How on earth did you manage that????? do tell!
June 21st, 2007 at 7:17 pm
Supplies are good, just dont send milk, cheese, or cow shit…
we have plenty!
Also, Bush didn’t win this state.
Well I must be going, I have to put on my flannel shirt and Green Bay Packers hat and drive my pickup truck out to the back 40.
(Who’s gone native?)
June 21st, 2007 at 5:05 pm
maybe take supplies, but then they have Bush
June 21st, 2007 at 4:51 pm
Wisconisn - the dairy state… Should we send supplies?
June 21st, 2007 at 4:21 pm
I was thinking (it’s a character flaw, I’m sure) it must be bad to still live in England and be bombarded with news about these two wastes of oxygen. I’m an ex-pat living in Wisconsin (the dairy state) here in the US.
No one I know here has any clue who he is, though some have heard of her. I only hear about them because I read British newspapers on the internet. My local newspaper never mentions them, it doesn’t seem too concerned about Paris Hilton either.
Plenty of room out here in the great midwest, who knows… maybe escaping Pete Doherty is a valid reason for US immigration to let people in.
It’s worth a try!
June 21st, 2007 at 3:51 pm
Hopefully they’ll be hit by some random unexpected friendly fire or an errant cruise missile, here’s hoping.
June 21st, 2007 at 3:11 pm
Listen to a track called Mirror by The Subliminal Girls on http://www.myspace.com/subliminalgirls
about twats who want to be Pete Doherty and worship Kate fucking Moss.
June 21st, 2007 at 2:41 pm
Flambeed Pete, make a change wouldn’t it?
June 21st, 2007 at 2:32 pm
Better if someone bangs his head on a desk while mouthing “Prat, prat, prat…..” in a semi rythmic fashion.
The two on stage in a bed sounds like a good idea, maybe someone will be passing with a can of petrol and and some matches.
Now that would be a good ending!
June 21st, 2007 at 2:31 pm
Not like it was in my young day…Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells