Big Brother Billi Bhatti’s Five Times A Night
BILLI Bhatti, who models under the name Zoolander, is great at pulling. Says his pal Daniel Munder in the Star: “He knows he looks good, takes over an hour to get ready and has women coming out of his ears.”
And the girls?
“He’d usually get approached by about five girls a night… There were so many girls we started naming them after the bars we met in.”
Very soon, we expect Chanelle to be rebranded as ‘House’ or ‘Duvet’.
Ziggy (11-1 to win with Anorak’s free £10 bet) is about to finish with Chanelle, who remains one of the favourites at 9-1 to win. She’s the most-backed female.
We predict that for about two minutes Chanelle will be devastated. But she pull herself up by the gusset and hit Billi (27-1) with a pillow or splash him with some water.
And all will be right again…
Posted: 22nd, June 2007 | In: Big Brother TV Comments (7) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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July 26th, 2007 at 5:18 pm
Hassan, i am asian too and i don’t agree that ppl are bitching abt billi coz he is asian, i have yet to see some one as ugly as him in the modelling world yet. he can be aptly nicknamed pinocchio. conceited to the brim, ppl like him live in a parallel world…..actually has anyone tried finding out, he might not be asian at all, he might be an alien from mars
July 8th, 2007 at 10:44 pm
No, we are doing so because he looks like a fucking pick axe.
By the way Hassan, if you rearrange the letters of your surname, “Younas”, you get “Yo’ Anus”, which I’m sure is how you’re often greeted.
June 29th, 2007 at 10:49 pm
i think billi is alright people who are bitching about his nose are doing so just because of his asian origin
June 28th, 2007 at 5:09 pm
That’s right!!!!
I think there should be a UK wide search for Mr Daniel Munder.
Who is this mystical man friend of sex God Billi Boy???
Scrote.
June 28th, 2007 at 5:00 pm
I don’t watch BIG BROTHER - But i’m wondering what his mate looks like?
Does anyone know this Daniel Munder?
If they had 5 girls a night he must be some Tom Cruise look-a-like?
June 23rd, 2007 at 12:08 am
Honestly, he calls himself a model, lol! With a nose the size of rhino’s tusk (that’s all u notice on his face!) and the teeth of a tramp, and legs that resemble starving marvins legs, what the hell has he modeled for? More like ….. probably hasn’t got a job so says he’s a model in order to disguise the fact that he’s bumming around all day, straightening his wiry bush on top of that revolting head of his!
it really makes you wonder how people like him can really have the confidence to say there a model? One bit of advise Billi boy, i suggest you have your nose fixed, (if that’s ever gonna be possible, probably will need a crane to work on it.) and get those teeth veneered! Would’ve thought you being the so called ‘model’ woud’ve invested in yourself! Ooops just remembered you’d probably need a £million makeover to fix yourself, so thats why ur in bigbrother? I love your game plan. NOT!
June 22nd, 2007 at 4:14 pm
More like Toni & Gaylander…