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1. 7 says:
   June 25th, 2007 at 11:52 pm

   Is that greatest Hits 1 or 2 with real fine fins in?… and a real baby Spice blimey

2. 6 Terry Wellgone says:
   June 25th, 2007 at 2:29 pm

   Mel will be the mother of a group of Spicebabies…they have all signed a pre natal contract with Simon Fuller ….and a Greatest Hits Album is planned for release at X-Mas. Hope this tells you all you need to know you nosey cow.

3. 5 says:
   June 25th, 2007 at 12:11 pm

   oooh yes I can swim.

   So, do you reckon she’ll spawn lots more little mermaids or merboys?

4. 4 Terry Wellgone says:
   June 25th, 2007 at 9:22 am

   25 Reasons I Owe my mother
   >>
   >>1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
   >>”If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
   >>cleaning.”
   >>
   >>2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
   >>”You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”
   >>
   >>3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
   >>”If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of
   >>next
   >>week!”
   >>
   >>4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
   >>” Because I said so, that’s why.”
   >>
   >>5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
   >>”If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to
   >>the
   >>shops with me.”
   >>
   >>6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
   >>”Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.”
   >>
   >>7. My mother taught me IRONY
   >>”Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about.”
   >>
   >>8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
   >>”Shut your mouth and eat your supper.”
   >>
   >>9. My mot her taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
   >>”Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!”
   >>
   >>10 My mother taught me about STAMINA.
   >>”You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone.”
   >>
   >>11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
   >>”This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.”
   >>
   >>12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
   >>”If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!”
   >>
   >>13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
   >>”I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.”
   >>
   >>14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION.
   >>”Stop acting like your father!”
   >>
   >>15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
   >>”There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t
   >>have
   >>wonderful parents like you do.”
   >>
   >>16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
   >>”Just wait until we get home.”
   >>
   >>17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
   >>”You are going to get it when you get home!”
   >>
   >>18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
   >>”If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way.”
   >>
   >>19. My mother taught me ESP.
   >>”Put your sweater on; don’t you think I know when you are cold?”
   >>
   >>20. My mother taught me HUMOUR.
   >>”When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.”
   >>
   >>21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
   >>”If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.”
   >>
   >>22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
   >>”You’re just like your father.”
   >>
   >>23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
   >>”Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?”
   >>
   >>24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
   >>”When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.”
   >>
   >>25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE
   >>”One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!”
   >>
   >>

5. 3 Terry Wellgone says:
   June 25th, 2007 at 8:57 am

   how very dare you Anonymous…Mel is a Mother & a Mermaid….bet you cant even swim…but you is well fishy.

6. 2 says:
   June 24th, 2007 at 11:56 am

   Think people should be analysed and then licenced before they are allowed to have children.

7. 1 Anon Anon says:
   June 23rd, 2007 at 6:34 pm

   These people who hook up and within hardly any time at all are having babies together really baffle me. Can’t even make the relationship work for the duration of a normal pregnancy, it seems. Do these people not consider the consequences for the children they conceive and bring into this world? How sad to grow up in a world where your father didn’t want you from the word go and your mother got nicely paid off to go away.

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