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Seány Suffers Big Brother Shock Disorder

by | 23rd, June 2007

POST Big Brother Shock Disorder: an anxiety disorder that may develop after exposure to a terrifying event or ordeal in which acute mental or physical harm occurred or was threatened. Traumatic events that may trigger PBBSD include: being passed over for a presenting job on Living TV, a stint on Celebrity Binge Drink or/and Anthea Turner.

And so to Seány’s post-Big Brother interview [with subtitles]:

Davina: How are you feeling?

Seány: I’m obviously in shock. I don’t know why anybody would have wanted to evict me. I haven’t done anything. [I have been badly edited and am not such a complete tosspot]

D: Let’s find out who nominated you.

Brian, Chanelle, Charley, Nicky and Tracey don black caps.

S: It’s not that bad. Charley was a shock. Charley’s been telling me all week she couldn’t believe that anyone would ever nominate me. [Bitch]

D: Are you aware that you are an enormous prankster? [You have no sense of humour and own a “You don’t have to be mad to work here but it helps” T-shirt, a Billy The Bass singing Fish, musical socks, a vast array of novelety ties and Hale & Pace Uncut & Raw on DVD]

S: I just wanted to put the fun back into Big Brother! [See above]

Seány is shown pushing Charley in the swimming pool.

D: What was it like after that?

S: She went nuts. She gave a speech about her boots costing £300. [I took a stand against ‘the man’]

D: Who did you like playing pranks on?

S: Anybody, really. Gerry, he took it so seriously. [I hate Gerry]

D: Will you ever fancy Gerry?

S: He’s not my type but… he’s a nice guy and he’s a good kisser! [He’s gay]

D: Who was your favourite housemate?

S: Laura. She’s brilliant. [She’s an even bigger loser than me]

D: Listen Seány. You have been brilliant. Thank you for being brilliant. [Next!]



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