Where Were You When Diana Was Dead Ten Years?
IN years to come, people will ask: “What did you do? Where were you on the day the county celebrated ten years since Princess Diana’s death?”
And anyone worth their salty tears will say they were at Althorp house, paying their respects to the Princess of Hearts.
The Express is proud to announce on its front page that this is the first chance fans have been given to pay respects at Diana’s graveside.
Diana is, of course, buried on an island amid a pool of water at Althorp.
But this is not the first time fans can visit the grave, rather it is the first time they can do so for free and on the day of her death. In the interests of taste, Diana’s brother, Earl Spencer, who owns the Diana theme park, will not charge for worship. He will hand out free tickets.
Whaoh! Steady on. Don’t all rush. That’s the good news. The bad news is that the Express is not giving out these tickets in a raffle, not the chance to find a golden ticket in an official Diana chocolate figurine and no tickets to anyone who can best complete the following line in one word of fewer: “Diana was killed by the Establishment because she was so very…”
These vouchers have already been dished out. Congratulations to all of you who have one in your possession, and well done for saving the tokens.
But never fear, the ticketless can still celebrate in your own way, with a gutting candle, an Elton John CD and Anorak’s limited edition DVD ‘I Wept For Diana - And I’m Still Weeping”…
Posted: 25th, June 2007 | In: Princess Diana Inquest Comments (15) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
Comments
- Possum O'Blossom on I’m A Celebrity: Katie Price To Marry ‘Dumped’ Alex Reid In Jungle
- coolandcalm on I’m A Celebrity: Katie Price To Marry ‘Dumped’ Alex Reid In Jungle
- ged on I’m A Celebrity: Katie Price To Marry ‘Dumped’ Alex Reid In Jungle
- ged on I’m A Celebrity: Katie Price To Marry ‘Dumped’ Alex Reid In Jungle
- mike on I’m A Celebrity: Katie Price To Marry ‘Dumped’ Alex Reid In Jungle
August 22nd, 2007 at 11:51 am
I was driving through a tunnel in Paris, wondering what all the noise was about.
June 27th, 2007 at 11:44 pm
No missed it! must have been quite an ‘orrible sight!! Does hewear the same ones every time he’s on abender, or does the unlucky lackey somewhere get to chuck them out? (or sell to the sun?)
June 27th, 2007 at 10:15 pm
Hi Anonymous didn’t you see his pink boxers when he was lying vomiting drunk in the gutter. All over the sun & mail. Very tasteful shade of pink. Like his hair, same as his Dad’s
June 27th, 2007 at 9:05 pm
Does he wear boxers?
June 27th, 2007 at 5:22 pm
They fried Timothy McVeigh the Oklahoma Bomber for a lot less. But Nelson (sorry Comrade Nelson) will not lift a finger to renounce violence. He swore he never would. And it was always soft targets for St Nelson.
I think he should be made to wash Prince Harry’s boxers when (if) he does finally go to Iraq. Or possibly after a night out on the town.
June 27th, 2007 at 5:10 pm
Mandela should be on a list of known of known terrorists for his involvement with the ANC - or at least get and ASBO and be tagged
June 27th, 2007 at 5:05 pm
Having sex with her still warm corpse
June 26th, 2007 at 3:39 pm
Oh my God, A South African who compares our beloved princess with Nelson Mandela???? What are you on, the old Durban Poison?????
At least Diana didn’t go to jail for murdering people. I know one’s a saint and the other one is dead, but do people even know what he went to jail for?
I want a Free Princess Diana T shirt.
June 26th, 2007 at 6:27 am
Hollie - you shouldn’t be up so late reading this stuff. You’ve got school in the morning, now run along to bed like a good little girl.
June 26th, 2007 at 6:25 am
Safrican - oh dear!! And I always thought the people of your country were so tough. The descendants of men and women with steel in their backs and red blood coursing through their veins. True grit pioneers, who tamed a vast, wild country.
What a wimp you seem to be. Hope you’re not typical of your countrymen and women. Letting the side down dear!!!
June 25th, 2007 at 11:02 pm
how rude! Thats disgusting…Filthy animals.
June 25th, 2007 at 11:08 am
I was knocking the back out of my next wife.
June 25th, 2007 at 11:03 am
I was at home laughing my cock off.
June 25th, 2007 at 10:36 am
I am not a Brit but was as affected by her death as if she was our Nelson Mandela. I sat glued to the TV in horror. The end of a princess. I was very young when she got married and our primary school teachers (who brought in small televisions to the classroom not to miss anything) spoke about this ‘real’ princess for weeks as if she came out of an actual fairy tale. “A real princess!” But the prince was not so charming and the princess not that perfect. I am starting to think it is a human condition to bite where it bleeds. (As seen with how people are ripping the Mcann family apart). Her death was very sad and the way the palace just went about their business on the day of her death seemed impossibly cruel.
June 25th, 2007 at 10:36 am
is it true the lake at Athorp was formed by peoples tears?